by Flaminks (swissr0lls flamingo) October 8, 2019
Get the Swissmug. Mother: "I'm going to the store to get groceries. Bye!"
Child: " WAIT MOM, DON'T FORGET THE SWISS ROLLS. I NEED THEM TO SURVIVE."
Child: " WAIT MOM, DON'T FORGET THE SWISS ROLLS. I NEED THEM TO SURVIVE."
by Yeet Pete February 9, 2019
Get the Swiss Rollsmug. A colon that regularly produces a poopy every day at the same time without fail.
Like a swiss watch, a Swiss Colon cranks out a doogie with tremendous timing precision.
Like a swiss watch, a Swiss Colon cranks out a doogie with tremendous timing precision.
Blair: Dude, every morning you head to the John at the same time, with newspaper in tow.
Mark: I've got a Swiss Colon. It arrives every day on time, at 9:22 precisely.
Blair: Swiss Colon. It's a gift of consistency.
Mark: Ja.
Mark: I've got a Swiss Colon. It arrives every day on time, at 9:22 precisely.
Blair: Swiss Colon. It's a gift of consistency.
Mark: Ja.
by Buffman6651 March 1, 2018
Get the Swiss Colonmug. by Hung swiss November 6, 2022
Get the Hung Swissmug. by WhoeverUsedCocoanutTagWillPay December 26, 2019
Get the Swiss Rollmug. What you'll likely create if ya set da thermostat on yer dehumidifier too high when drying veggie-greens.
One should carefully monitor his equipment during da drying-process so as not to end up with Swiss charred!
by QuacksO April 17, 2025
Get the Swiss charredmug. 