Swiss charred

What you'll likely create if ya set da thermostat on yer dehumidifier too high when drying veggie-greens.

One should carefully monitor his equipment during da drying-process so as not to end up with Swiss charred!

by QuacksO April 18, 2025

Block of swiss cheese

A way to say that someones is stupid, their brain has got holes in it,like swiss cheese

P1: vaccinations cause autism
P2: no they dont you block of swiss cheese

by SsaltTMmanN September 07, 2020

Swiss Colon

A colon that regularly produces a poopy every day at the same time without fail.

Like a swiss watch, a Swiss Colon cranks out a doogie with tremendous timing precision.

Blair: Dude, every morning you head to the John at the same time, with newspaper in tow.

Mark: I've got a Swiss Colon. It arrives every day on time, at 9:22 precisely.

Blair: Swiss Colon. It's a gift of consistency.

Mark: Ja.

by Buffman6651 March 01, 2018

Swiss semi

When the penis refuses to fully arise and stays neutral during coitus.

Oh dear my love, it's not happening here, I have a Swiss semi!

by The Haxman December 06, 2022

Swissed off

When you're pissed off because you are, or somebody else is late (based on the Swiss attitude to punctuality)

Riley: You'd better hurry up and go to class

Matt: Yeah, or my lecturer's gonna get real Swissed off

by Klaudius Lindqvist October 23, 2023

swiss army nipple

Nips with a purpose

My Swiss army nipple creates problems

by Yet skirt skeet July 09, 2017

Swiss Swirly

When you put your d*ck in a girls throat and she spins in a circle like a dreidel.

"Yo why were you in the bathroom for so long?"
"Sorry dude this girl was giving me a wicked bomb swiss swirly!"

by Dommy! November 01, 2023