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"swingles" 

Term for single people that really just want sex. Single people who seek others to have recreational sex without the necessity of commitment. Singles that desire to weed out other singles that are looking for LTR (long term relationship) and focus in on singles looking only for a good time sexually.
"I searched the personal ads for "swingles", and found "no strings" sex very quickly".
"I hear that place is turning into a "swingles" bar, where everybody inside is looking to just "hook up"".
"I'm tired of trying to get a good man for an LTR...I think I will just try the "swingles" scene for awhile, and have some fun".
"swingles" by Vic Vegas October 27, 2008

swinging spider 

when a couple is having sex on a swingset. one partner is sitting on the swing while the other is sitting on their lap facing them. just like how kids swing with eachother but with a twist.
They were totally doing the swinging spider the other day at the park!
swinging spider by erorby August 16, 2009

swinging tom tom 

the act of assembling a team of african american transvestites and attaching each of their wee wee's to a beer bong then collecting the multi colored urine and leaving it to ferment, 39 years later you will have a nice wax candle to feed your grandchildren
fuck those swinging tom tom's
Your swangston is so huge, it can't fit in your pants.
Swangston by Kevin The Bawss December 31, 2009

swing and a miss 

when you try to flirt with someone and they don’t receive it or put you in the friend zone
*on your crushes instagram post* “you look amazing 😍” “thanks!” or *liked* and then your fiend says “swing and a miss”

Fitbit Swing 

The overexaggerated arm swing that a person does when wearing a Fitbit to help ensure that all of his/her steps are being recognized by the Fitbit.
Rachel was in full Fitbit swinging mode this morning, swinging her arms more than necessary to make sure her Fitbit recorded each and every one of her steps.
Fitbit Swing by MCBassGuitar April 17, 2016