stoner gremlins

Stoner Gremlins are terrible creatures that live on Worthing beach. They attack stoners and are invisible to the normal eye. Normal side effects of seeing Stoner Gremlins is running away as fast as you can and crying your eyes out. They are rats with wings and they're as real as a goldfish.

"Hey want to get stoned on the beach?" "Hell no there's stoner gremlins"

stoner gremlins by Anomalous25 December 20, 2007

Stoner Sense 

A sixth sense, of sorts.

The ability to sense, whether you are looking at the person or not, when that person is passing you the joint, blunt, etc.

You can be completely engrossed in something else, but a vibe is sent throughout the room letting you know it's your hit.

Takes a little bit of time to fully integrate into your senses, as the odd time someone will look like they are passing you the smokeable, when they are only readjusting themselves in their seat.

I was laughing my ass off at the movie, then my stoner sense kicked when the blunt got passed my way.

Stoner Sense by ZeeFancyMan January 4, 2010

stoner burger 

At McDonalds, order a double cheese burger and a spicy mc-chicken. Then split the double cheesburger in the middle so that you have a bun and burger on each side. Place the entire mc-chicken inside the double cheeseburger, bun and all. Put it back together and chow down, elimatating your munchies!

Stoner: "Gotta get to miccy d's and get a stoner burger... I got mad munchies!"

stoner burger by KalvinD November 21, 2007

stoner poncho

Heavy, hooded cloth pullover of apparently mexican design worn almost exclusively by surfers and stoners.

See if that guy in the stoner poncho has got any weed.

stoner poncho by Nick Sangia March 26, 2003

Stoner Sweater 

The oversized, knitted, striped, earth-toned sweaters most commonly worn by stoners.

"Check out this bro, he's totally a stoner."
"How can you tell?"
"You can tell by his oversized, knitted, striped, earth-toned sweater that is most commonly worn by stoners. His stoner sweater."

Stoner Sweater by trinady August 19, 2011

Stoner Girl 

A female who smokes weed;the new generation of hippies but wear tight jeans,bath,shave,have bangs,stunna shades;a female who smokes weed alot.

My girlfriend is a stoner girl.
"I heard shes a stoner girl now".
Shes just a simple stoner girl.

Stoner Girl by Daniella Schafer February 6, 2009

stoner buzzkill 

One who smokes your weed and then proceeds to rant on and on about how it was a bad idea to smoke (i.e getting caught or pulled over) instead of enjoying your weed. Also will blame others for him/herself getting caught and make you buy eyedrops and/or spray.

Ted: Man those were dank headies we got
Bill: No this isnt cool you have to go in walgreens and grab eyedrops im to afraid to see someone i know.
Ted: Dude your being a stoner buzzkill

stoner buzzkill by biglrip March 29, 2009