by Azriel December 23, 2003
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A phrase used to describe the straightforward, simplistic and often immature reasoning that those under the influence of cannabis exhibit.
Conclusions based upon stoner logic are often non-destructively hedonistic, with the pursuit of further pleasure and happiness being the object. Contrary to the misinformation spread during modern cannabis prohibition (See, reefer madness), stoner logic tends to be manifest in a mostly harmless fashion. Those ignorant to how stoner logic works may see weed-smokers as unreasonable, but anyone who's been there before understands the desire to have fun, be happy, and feel comfortable.
A phrase used to describe the straightforward, simplistic and often immature reasoning that those under the influence of cannabis exhibit.
Conclusions based upon stoner logic are often non-destructively hedonistic, with the pursuit of further pleasure and happiness being the object. Contrary to the misinformation spread during modern cannabis prohibition (See, reefer madness), stoner logic tends to be manifest in a mostly harmless fashion. Those ignorant to how stoner logic works may see weed-smokers as unreasonable, but anyone who's been there before understands the desire to have fun, be happy, and feel comfortable.
Tobias: "Hmm, if peanut butter, tuna, ham, turkey, swiss cheese, ranch dressing, ketchup, and mayo all taste good on their own, they must be delicious together!"
Mike: "Watch it man, that some serious stoner logic you got going on. It'll be quicker and probably taste better if you just make a ham and swiss."
Tobias: "Haha, you're probably right, but it all looks so good!"
Mike: "Watch it man, that some serious stoner logic you got going on. It'll be quicker and probably taste better if you just make a ham and swiss."
Tobias: "Haha, you're probably right, but it all looks so good!"
by The Big Zabowski October 16, 2010
Get the Stoner Logic mug.The term used for the dry, cracked, and dead layer of skin on one's thumb, caused by repeatedly lighting a lighter while getting high.
"Hey Tom, do you think Jack does weed?"
"Well fuck man, you think he gets that stoner thumb from nowhere?"
"Well fuck man, you think he gets that stoner thumb from nowhere?"
by Mister #4 August 5, 2005
Get the stoner thumb mug.a person that will randomly laugh at anything on the tv even though it is not even remotly funny to others.
"dude what are you laughing at?"
"There was a thig on the tv...."
"What are you talking about.....dude your a television stoner"
"There was a thig on the tv...."
"What are you talking about.....dude your a television stoner"
by tilnoonecanfightus December 26, 2009
Get the television stoner mug.A quasi-Latin phrase meaning "Let the reader beware everything that follows was written while the writer was stoned."
Caveat Stoner: How do know, like, every instant of your life isn't, like, you know, it's own, like, individual reality that, like, goes on for eternity...etc
by knowcebo January 16, 2011
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by PsyDawg September 26, 2014
Get the stoner boat mug.The dumb stuff that stoners say and do when high. Stoner mesh usually makes no sense and is composed of run on sentences and wandering around.
"Dude so the other day I was walking around and then something was like dndjfk and I was like I fuck and then I ran to live for... Oh sorry, stoner mesh."
by Sam was fucking right hahahaha December 27, 2013
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