Sobe

1. A males reproductive juice. (Sperm) or (cum).

2. The Sauce.

3. Also known as Jesus Juice (Sobe)

WOW! i gave that girl all my Sobe.

That squirrel Sobed all over that big titted 85 year old woman!

Aye! girl you got some Sobe on the side of your face, and it ain't mine!

by samdannathanabe April 25, 2008

Sober Drunk

When you havent had anything to drink, but you're acting in a way that makes you look completely smashed. When a girl, typically named Ttephanie is completely sober, but is acting so ridiculous that her friends say she's Sober Drunk.

friend: Ttephanie, Why are you dancing on that table? You havent had anything to drink!

Ttephanie: I'm Sober Drunk!!

by Winnifer October 20, 2010

Shobe

A negative nickname for Los Angeles Lakers player, Kobe "Bean" Bryant. This nickname came about due to Bryant's penchant for playing as if he were the only player on the court.

I'd take Shaq over Shobe any day. Shobe is a damn ball hog!

by Isaac Fontaine December 8, 2003

shober

The mental clarity of skinny shoroity girls between their first and second wine coolers.

No Ossifer, I've only had two shmirnoff ice coolers. I'm shtill shober!

by BlogJuana.com April 1, 2003

Sober

1. an acronym standing for Son-Of-a-Bitch, Everything Real

2. A state in which there is no drugs or alcohol in the body

3. An unpleasant state after a night of consuming alcohol or drugs see hangover

I wasn't sober when the cops pulled me over so now I have a DUI

by oops1644 January 12, 2008

Soberfied

Abrupt jolt of sobriety.

"dude, seeing that cop just soberfied me."

by Poplar team June 1, 2009

soberest drunkest

A person who thinks he/she is the soberest out of everyone drinking at the party, bar, or club. But in all actuality he/she is the drunkest person there.

"I don't care if I had 12 shots, I'm still the soberest drunkest person here."

by The Official Hater June 13, 2009