Shire

Term that is generally by my one nighters and Hos to describe my bed room. This term has been copied from me because of its alluring ability on the women. A key example of this is that new Asian comedian on Comedy Central. But thats alright, cause there is no place like "The Shire".

Please note: Gnomes in your Shire is a preference.

Come on Bitch Lets go to the Shire, and break yo' ass.

by Mocco December 9, 2008

Shire

A shithole which consist of ugly bogans who surf on the daily and eat party pies and sausage rolls for breakfast, lunch and dinner. These gronks have no sense of culture and are as dumb as dog shit.

Bogan 1: Oi Mate lets tear up the shire tonight with some shielas !
Bogan 2: Yeah mate how many durries you got ?
Bogan 1: As many as I can count (6 durries)
Bogan 2 : FUCKEN OATH CUNT ILL SEE YOU AT THE SURF CLUB

by Nick_7 June 11, 2018

Sorry sire

1. A term used heavily in the Princeton area as an obnoxious retort when penalized by an adult. Used primarily by teens. requires the utmost perfection to use. When used correctly it will humour the punishing adult, but when used incorrectly it can land you in DETENTION.

2. When a kid is whining about how you are being annoying, this statement, accompanied by a talk to the hand movement can often break the child's confidence and stop the complaints.

1. "Jake! Oh my god! You just threw a football at the plasma TV and you're not doing ANYTHING!
"Oh. Well, SORRY SIRE!"

2. "OMG Jake you're being sooo annoying! I asked you to hand me that camera but you didn't!"
"(talk to the hand wave) Well SORRY SIRE!"

by Jo-jo-Dan June 25, 2008

Butt Siren

When a fat kid emits a very loud fart during the middle of a test or lecture.

I was in the middle of the hardest question on my test when tubby next to me made the biggest butt siren I ever heard.

by john petrovskiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii April 12, 2011

Siree

Referring to the coolest girl in the world. Super talented, beautiful, wonderful singer/dancer/actress, and a grand friend to everyone. If you know her you must be cool.

Siree is my best friend, so there fore I must be cool.

by Shane December 13, 2014

Siren Song

A girl or girls who on the outside appear beautiful and are assumed to be of good character. However, once you get to know them personally you learn they are actually dim witted and constantly make poor choices in life despite their outward appearance.

Ninja 1 - "Aw damn I'm bout to holla at this honey right here"

Ninja 2 - "Nah dude that's the siren song, this bitch got 5 kids"

by MichaelLee October 9, 2012

spare tire

The "ring" of fat wrapping around the mid-section, caused by lack of self-respect and being abused as a child. -used to roll oneself down hills when tired.

Hey you there, I just got a flat, can I borrow that spare tire on your waist?

by chud master October 4, 2008