Spencer

That guy who never gets the joke ever. Especially memes.

Person 1: Ok boomer

Person 2 (The Spencer): What is a boomer? Is it someone who explodes stuff?

Person 1: *Facepalm*

by Yeeterus123 November 22, 2019

Spencer Speece

The best boy you’ll ever meet. Even if it’s just passing him in the hallway, it’s like time stops just so you could admire him. He’s beautiful and smells like lilacs. He’ll never notice me, but he’s adored, even if he’s teased sometimes.

“Girl I think I fell for Spencer Speece”
“Like everyone else”

by WVUUYYG aughevev November 5, 2023

spencer

the best person to exist. expressive, has quite the humor, and has amazing sense of style. accepting and supportive of most natures, understanding and sweet to the ones they adore (romantically). easy to vibe with, hella blunt and just a great person to converse with. and if their last name ends in a color too.. u’ll fall in love. so beautiful. loads of people fall for them that ur a lucky star if they fall for u too <3.

simp #1: spencer is so perfect. i love spencer.

simp #2: they’re the best.

by ESKETIT2017 November 21, 2021

Spencer

A cool kid that eats assparajus and plays roblox

OMG spencer is sooo dope i love his roblox character

by bummybumbum... June 20, 2018

Spencer sherwood

pikey who lives in his caravan and keeps his ketchup in the cupboard

Have you seen spencer sherwood?

Yeah he’s in his caravan

by notthepikey November 20, 2018

Spencer

Leads the orgies at cadet camp.

If you don't call Spencer sergeant hell eat your tender ass

by Adhair May 23, 2019

Spencer Slide

This is a method Spencer uses to turn on a girl. You start by nibbling her ear, then start to make out, then work your way down to tittyville, down to her stomach, then eat her out.

Person 1: How was your night with Gabby?
Person 2: I did the Spencer Slide, it works every time!

by Tear it up Terry March 1, 2023