Soberfied

Abrupt jolt of sobriety.

"dude, seeing that cop just soberfied me."

by Poplar team June 1, 2009

soberest drunkest

A person who thinks he/she is the soberest out of everyone drinking at the party, bar, or club. But in all actuality he/she is the drunkest person there.

"I don't care if I had 12 shots, I'm still the soberest drunkest person here."

by The Official Hater June 13, 2009

sober juice

Beer.

( After drinking all night long ) " Hey Aaron throw over some of that sober juice!"

by dr.secrets August 4, 2009

sober slut

a girl who is a whore when she is completely sober unlike most girls (usually white girls) who need alcohol to give up the drawls

Guy 1: Man I just fucked Vanessa.
Guy 2: Haha how many drinks did she have?
Guy 1: Nah man she didn't have any. She's a sober slut.

by PurdueBound April 25, 2011

Sober High Thought

A thought you have while sober that is just as dumb or out-there as a thought you'd have while high.

Hey, your name is Chris and your middle name starts with a T, so that makes you CHRIST! Wow, that was such a sober high thought.

by hamstersarelifehamstersarelove November 28, 2018

Captain Sober

When a single man is sober and takes charge in a group of miscreants that are drunk

Adam - Oh no! The teacher is gunna see us all drunk
Captain Sober - Don't worry I got this guys. Go hide over there.
Teacher - Whats going on here?
Captain Sober - Nothing everything is perfectly fine, I mean, look at me, aren't I perfectly sober? 'Cause I am Captain Sober

by Bigmamas words April 23, 2011

nonce slober

Someone (mainly slutty girls in school) who enjoys slobbering on the nobs of adults.

Did you hear that Karen is a nonce slober. Apparently she sucked 20 men's nobs.

by England Undead1 July 11, 2019