Sleepies

Taking selfies while acting like you're sleeping.

Stop taking sleepies and get your ass to sleep!

by Tntporkchop August 23, 2016

Sleepy Lumberjack

When you wake up with a truly impressive erection, but you're far too tired to tackle that morning wood.

Man, I haven't seen wood like that since after prom, but this sleepy lumberjack kept to his coffee.

by MrTastie November 16, 2016

sleepy time jelly

When you jerk off onto your pillow and got to sleep without wiping it up

Dude, I was watching porn and fell asleep. I woke up 10 minutes later and realized I was rolling in my sleepy time jelly

by GoEatShortsOffBartsbutt August 10, 2017

Sleepy Devil

One who used to do horrible and sinister things but quit, usually is followed up by the town they did bad things in

The sleepy devil of Detroit has laid dormant for 3 years since he’s robbed a bank…

by FenrisFrog March 22, 2023

Sleepy Pancake

All you want to do is sleep, but you can't, you're so tired that you feel flat, limp, and motionless like a pancake.

This insomnia is killing me, I'm such a sleepy pancake.

by CRcg April 28, 2009

Sleepy Juice

Sleepy Juice is the substance doctors put in your toe when you have an ingrown nail

Person 1. "They put sleepy juice in my toe"
Person 2. "Yeet."

by Frogboss McDefiner June 14, 2018

Sleepy joe

He just... idk he fucking takes 2 years to get one single fucking sound out of his old ass mouth.

Sleepy joe: chocolate chocolate chip ice cream

by Toasted bread 96 November 1, 2023