Sklunting

The form of putting a fent cart in your friends anus and ripping it while giving them a footjob

Me and michael sklunted last weekend, it was so fun! I love sklunting!

by RJ ifyouseethisit'smax April 15, 2024

Skinding

The action of sucking the mixture of cum and diarrhea out of someone’s anus using a straw after anal sex.

I was skinding with my partner after we had intercourse.

by Johnson7481 October 14, 2024

Skinning a Turd

You will try anything to make that Extra Penny even though your latest venture won't stop your business from sinking and you from going broke.

I See the poor old dears that own the local post office and petrol station have started a takeaway out their side window. They're skinning a Turd as they won't get anymore customers....

by Lordlucan November 28, 2024

Sinking the Buick

When someone is driving and the other is performing oral sex on the driver, the orgasm is so intense it causes the driver to lose all control and crash the car.

"Yeah I was showing houses last weekend and on our way to the house I got road head so good, I drove into the lake when I came"

"Dude, that's wild! I remember my first time sinking the Buick with a girl!"

by Koch Gauhbler January 4, 2025

Slanking

What I call humans with abscesses

Person 1: Do you have a abscess?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good...you are slanking

by BoobiesOnTheGravel January 8, 2025

schlinking it (triangle style)

Where 3 of the bros stand in a triangle and hold eachothers schlongs in their palms, gripping firmly and begin to rub foreskins while *shlanking* eachother off (crazy style)

John: "hey charlie, hey kirk, still up for schlinking it (triangle style) later?
Kirk: "triangle style?"
Charlie: "triangle style."

by TheMathsDebater6969 January 23, 2026

SkronkingtEEn

TO DRINK THE GOOD PACIFICO AND THE GOOD PENJIMINNN

GAHHH. IM SkronkingtEEnTHE GOOD GOOD MANEEE

by I tell only the truth January 25, 2026