Shumpuss

The act of shitting, pissing, ejaculating/squirting, queefing, farting, coughing, drooling, bleeding and releasing puss and reaching a higher state of being in doing so.

'Thomas had his shumpuss event last week, was beautiful"-kobe
"i cant wait till i get to shump"-charlie
"OMG IM SHUMPING GET THE CAMERA"-tom

by anonymous December 14, 2025

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someone is crazy or dumb

bob doesn’t know what 1+1 is he’s a real shumonito frite

by shimunito frite December 24, 2025

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The Shumiss Mix

Shumiss is where you take a bath and you relax so much that you release all of your bodily fluids in a bath so it's a shit, cum and piss mix. Pronounced Shum-iss.

ahh Brad, did you see did you see Kathy's instagram picks of The Shumiss mix in her bath last night? yeh bro it was savage!

by StopWankingMeOff December 13, 2016

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A person that does not know when he hurts a girl. So he continues to do the same thing. He sees nothing wrong with his actions, and never will. He knows how to show someone a good time, but will leave after. Doesn't want to lose anyone, and will lie to keep them in his life. I loved him and would do anything for him, but he's just a bad person

Wow she's really hurting I wonder if Connor shumaker got to her

by Unknown915 March 8, 2017

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Treats women terrible but doesn't know it. Has a girl fall in love then leaves. Show a good time then leaves. He never had any intentions on staying. Will lie to keep you in his life when he feels he still needs you. Just a bad person

Wow she's really hurting... the work of Connor shumaker.

by Unknown915 March 8, 2017

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