by snail539 October 02, 2009
A sexual position involving a man in a reclining position who is being ridden by a gastropod, such as a snail, that is facing his feet with the side of its body that contains the cerebral ganglia. The man may either enter via the snail's genital pore (though not necessary due to the snail's asexuality) or he may copulate through the pneumostoma.
Dave ensured that he didn't rupture his snail's dart sack with his kinky gyration by instituting a safeword during a rousing session of reverse cow-snail.
Jason's favorite way to fuck a slug is reverse cow-snail so he doesn't have to look at the damn things creepy eyeballs at the end of its tentacles.
The best thing about reverse cow-snail is that at least you're fucking a bug.
Jason's favorite way to fuck a slug is reverse cow-snail so he doesn't have to look at the damn things creepy eyeballs at the end of its tentacles.
The best thing about reverse cow-snail is that at least you're fucking a bug.
by zakhansonfan October 16, 2009
a word used to describe extremely hyper teenagers, who tend to be on there own form of acid trips. These people are usually very random, and like to slide on the slippery floors.
"what the heck are those girls doing, theyre like tripping out and acting like alien termites"
"oh, theyre just a bunch of rainbow ninja snails"
"oh, theyre just a bunch of rainbow ninja snails"
by jamie becky angela March 12, 2008
When guys go outside late at night and piss on the streets all over the place in various patterns and then in the morning go and laugh at the pattern you created.
Rog: Lets go look at the damage!
Phil: OH you mean the Snail Trails we made last night?
Rog: Yeah I think I spellt my name!
Phil: OH you mean the Snail Trails we made last night?
Rog: Yeah I think I spellt my name!
by Phil Nikumson December 08, 2006
by Mmcdermott33 November 01, 2021
When someone slaps you arm once with each hand and then slides their hand under your arm and says double flap snail
by Middle breek brazy October 05, 2017
When a male ejaculates into a female/male's ass, then they proceed to drag their sphincter across the ground (like a dog with ass worms) leaving behind a trail of shit and cum.
by Tow Truck Bobby July 03, 2017