Shawn

Common misspelling of Sean

“My names not Sean, it’s Shawn!” - a scorned Shawn

by QueenSh*t November 25, 2021

Shawn

Grandpa Nap King. Loves gentlemen pussies, pangolins, and Price Is Right, and abhors folding laundry. Spiritually decades older than his age on paper.

Don't fuck with a Shawn who hasn't gotten his afternoon nap.

by muffyc September 18, 2023

shawn odell ham

A kind person with a very long penis ,usually over 9 inchs.

damn i can see shawn odell ham print.

by john is the shit April 10, 2020

Shawn

A guy with a absolutely gargantuan head

“Yeah that guys head is so big hes almost a shawn”

by Errr errr errr December 18, 2021

Shawn-Palsey

"A wannabe cop from a small town who carries a holstered plastic gun to prove his masculinity due to being pussy whipped by a fat burger hog whom makes him reside in her garage."

He hit me so hard my arm's nerves were affected. Everyone wears their cap gun to keyboarding! |that kid is straight shawn-palsey!

by F.B.I Freeze April 30, 2013

shawn and violetta

shawn and violetta are the most perfect couple in the world. they really know what they want, when they are together they forget everything around them (including their problems). they have the best sex together:€

person 1: hey do you know shawn and violetta
person 2: yes omg they’re the most perfect couple!!!

by youdontknowwhoiammmmm November 22, 2021

Shawn Mendes rizz

You'll be needing stitches, because you get no b*tches

Man's got that Shawn Mendes rizz and that goofy ah haircut.

by Hoboblokin June 17, 2023