Road Runner

You Run The Road, You Chase Paper That’s The Oniy Thing That’s On Your Mind

That Boy Poppa A Real Road Runner

by H44d shii😈🦍 April 24, 2022

jewel runner

A robber. Or a member of the amazing hip hop group Run The Jewels.

“I’m low on funds, so I’m going to take that chain from him. I’m a jewel runner.”

by maulie September 20, 2022

two trains running

Two men having sex with one woman.

Originally coined by the musical group Little Feet.

There were two trains running. One of them was my friend's and the other was mine.

by vindex parsley April 27, 2011

red light runner

A person who doesnt mind having sex with a woman on her period especially during heavy menstruation.

"He didnt care I was on my period and he ran my redlight." He is a red light runner. menstruation scumbags sex tampons

by no.tap. December 31, 2015

Cooping cookie runners

Cooping cookie runners are cookie run fans that are so annoying that they have no friends and stay cooped up in their rooms all day

“Darn those cooping cookie runners”
“Let’s start a group that hates cooping cookie runners

by Ashy poo December 29, 2021

Walnut Street Runnas

A group of violent hooligans ran by founder "Chief Beef".The gang is located in Charleston's northern side.The band of delinquents have recently gunned down an elderly lady named "Sherral".

Watch out its the Walnut Street Runnas
Bunch of fucking bosses

by YungNut420 May 20, 2022

Number 16: The Chicago Running Man

You'd never expect this sexy ass mf Cryptid to grace your baby shower. The Chicago Running Man spans multiple mythos, but is most popular in American folklore. Legend has it, he holds the current land speed record at 784 lbs. and 19 cents. The Chicago Running Man will primarily use his knees to concuss his prey, which usually consists of Chicago Cubs. He especially loves the draft roster; they are a delicacy to him. The Chicago Running Man has escaped Foundation containment a record 48 times, and is currently on the loose. Some say, that if you play reggaeton loud enough, and at the right speed, you may be able to create frequencies that can slow down the Chicago Running Man enough to be seen with the naked eye, but be warned: it gets him particularly frisky and handsy. If you survive the encounter, you may experience a slight intense burning of the ass cheek, and handprint-shaped bruising along the ass cheek area. The Chicago Running Man, like all good Americans, is devoted to FREEDOM. Sometimes, in his spare time, he runs over to Socialist rallies and throws a bike lock, and often pins it on an ANTIFA member. The goal of this is unknown, but he has been found consistently doing this. The Chicago Running Man has a soft spot for crap-quality early 2000's YouTube video intros, as he discovered himself spiritually around the those times. More has yet to be discovered about this phenomenal creature; expect more reports in the future.

"UAAAGH. WEEEH. OIOIOIOIOIOIOOO. NYANNYANNYANNYANNYAN. NYA NYE NYI NYU NYO. BIBIBIBIABIBABABIBABIBIABABABIBABA. WOAH, POG! THAT'S IT! NUMBER 16: THE CHICAGO RUNNING MAN!"

-Taken from the official Chicago Running Man Theme Song.

by Numba 16 August 9, 2022