Rule 6

Generally accepted internet rule that states that Anonymous can be a horrible, uncaring monster, so prepare yourself for the concequences of posting a new topic.

Rule 6 in action:
/b/ poster: Hey /b/, I just finished making this hat for a friend! What do you think?
Anonymous: I think you don't have any friends. Enjoy your hat.

by danthaman15 June 13, 2009

Rule P

The unoffical rule of the internet that states, if it exists, there are ponies of it.

It is the pony form of rule 34, that states: if it exists, there is porn of it.

Brony 1: have you read the new starcraft crossover fanfic on equestria?
Brony 2: Wait, theres a starcraft/MLP crossover story?
Brony 1: Yeah, Rule P, makes it happen dude.

by broniesinarms June 30, 2011

Rule 796

Every image macro or .gif you have, no matter how weird or obscure, will become relevant at some point. 796 spells "gif" by letter number in alphabet.

"This girl lives across the street and she acts like a cat everyday whilst her mother is yelling at her..."

"I actually never expected to use this" -image of an emo girl acting like a cat with text: "It's not just a phase! I'm a cat mom, just accept it."-

Hah, rule 796

by aliquis August 13, 2012

Rule 74

If there’s porn of it, it can become wholesome.

“Did you see Ankha Zone?”

“Yeah, but someone on YouTube made a rule 74 version of it where she actually dances”

by CrimsonDragon March 23, 2022

chip rule

the chip rule is a rule in where when eating at a fast food restaurant, anyone may claim ownership on another member of the groups chips. for the chip rule to come into effect, you must say chip rule before starting to eat the chips. the original owner of the chips may,however, still take chips.

nathan: hey ben, your taking to long, chip rule.

ben: damm

by papajohn1706 January 14, 2009

Alabama Rule

an ever-changing rule that has any purpose that is required for the current situation, you are required to say "Alabama Rule" immediately before of after stating your position on an argument. Alabama Rule is primarily used in sports and recreation.

Your safe, Alabama Rule.
Alabama Rule, The ball was out.
We win, Alabama Rule.
Alabama Rule, one point for us.

by AlabamaRule May 19, 2011

Penis Rule

When in an argument over the attractiveness of a female with another female, a man may apply this rule to cement the fact that he's correct.

Women: Wow she is totally hot.
Guy: No, No she really isn't are you bind or something?
Women: No she really is, what's wrong with you.
Guy: Penis Rule *Points to Groin* I'm right.
Women: Damn you got me...

Ugly Chick: hehhh Are you gooys telking 'bout meh???!!?!?

by riga1tony May 27, 2009