Patriots fan

Someone who drives a big truck and has bright LED headlights that blind everything and everyone. They usually get really close to the back of your car or rev their engine when they're in a quiet area.

Todd: Damn, does that dude have his brights on or something? Those lights are unnecessary.

Chad: Well he's probably a Patriots fan or something.

by Incosleep October 11, 2020

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Toilet Paper Patriot

Toilet Paper Patriots are those American citizens who are in support of the insurrection on Jan 6 but were too much of a coward to do it themselves.

Also those who promoted and incited the rhetoric via Social Media that caused the Jan 6 insurrection but was didn't take part in the attack itself are also Toilet Paper Patriots.

Carl talked all big and bad about how he would do something against the government if given the chance but when the time came he was at home in his mom basement being a Toilet Paper Patriot.

by ORC was here May 7, 2021

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Patriot Time

Noun. When you're in a war zone but there's blank calendar time suggesting off time to non essential personnel.

Hey LT, why the fuck don't you have the latest imagery? Sorry sir, but the intelligence personnel were all on Patriot Time.

by ProfessionalT April 21, 2018

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jeep patriot

A car that mid girls drive

That girl is a solid 4/10, she definitely drives a Jeep Patriot

by Jeeppatriothater123 August 8, 2023

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Stadium Patriot

Someone more concerned with the trappings of the United States--the flag, standing for the anthem, etc.--than the actual values of freedom and democracy on which the country was founded.

The stadium patriots are up in arms again because the sportsball players knelt for the national anthem.

by Jill the Pill August 8, 2019

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