cattle prod

The iconic weapon of a BOFH. Often modified with additional voltage and/or amperage for greater effect. Most often used against particuarly annoying users alongside a roll of carpet, shovel, and bag of lime.

When the effect is written, it is always spelled as KZZZZEEEEEERRRRRTTT. The number of repititions of each letter can vary and the R/T can be left off to imply continued usage.

When I was confronted by the head Beancounter, I gave him a zap with my trusty overvoltage cattle prod and called my PFY to get the company van and the usual supplies.

by SabaraOne July 17, 2016

prode

a) a person lacking either feminine or male characteristics .
b) quite frequently or is predictable to pull dandruff moves or shaft one another on events, social or non.
c) not quite smart enought to be a tool. (but would be given the other half of their brain)

-is andy driving home today?
--no he's staying after.
-what a prode.

by dj rath May 30, 2006

the prodigy

The Electronica band that opened the world of techno to a small sad little midget in the deep dark corner of North Idaho.

"The Prodigy's 'Smack My Bitch up' gave me a hardon for Techno dude!"

by linq December 28, 2005

prodajay

someone that you always hang wit or someone that you call your homie or buddy

Ashley is one of my prodajay's.

by Alisha washington April 24, 2006

Prod

nosey person, gossiper

He would be cool if he wasn't such a prod.

by Jonathan Erwin March 23, 2005

phoudog

a source of sustinence for homosexual robotos such as j'mon. pho + udog = phoudog

Me: PHOUDOG!
ROBOTO: Damn you, lets go.

by Booshua December 28, 2004

gale (prodigy)

Gale (Prodigy) Is an annoying, lazy keeper of the academy in prodigy math game. He refuses to fix the Keystone pedestals, and just makes you do his job!

Gale (Prodigy) is the worst!

by TheRealMugman October 14, 2020