Princess Fiona

A small penis, that is not enjoyable to the females sight and touch.

Girl 1: "Boy, did you see what Steven has in his pants"
Girl 2: "I know tell me about it, I thought it would be better than it was"
Girl 1: "Ha, all he has is a Princess Fiona"

by Mr Niglet July 29, 2009

princess smoking

When a girl blazes with guys and does any of the following:
1) doesn't throw down
2) camps on something that she didn't throw down for
3) has the guy light the bowl for her
4) has the guy hold a roach for her
5) has the guy roll the blunt/pack the bowls

"Damn.. I hate that bitch.. she always freeloads and is always princess smoking"

by b-mo December 30, 2008

Princess Poppy

The celebration of extraordinary wit and good spirit, by which life is celebrated with giggles and cheer. Founded firmly by structures of dignity and poise it will surely be a lasting tradition among young collegians the scholastic week before spring break. The creation is sacred but participation is welcomed and shall be rewarded by the Wednesday surprise festivity. This event should be themed at the the discretion of responsible hosts.

The acceptable Princess Poppy opportunities include joshin, as some may say, without exclusion. Please dabble within the bounds of jovial fun.

by "The Elves" March 8, 2010

princess of sass

Megan Knearem is the official Princess of Sass, she lives in the land of Sass, and is the supreme ruler. She has many great qualities. She is absolutely Gorgeous, funny, caring, ticklish, and did we mention beautiful? She is the sweetest woman in all of the land. She can bring a smile to your face no matter the circumstances. Megan, will you be my girlfriend?

This sunset is so Megan Knearem! It is beautiful.
Wow you are almost as sassy as the Princess of Sass. (Megan Knearem)

by princesass December 2, 2013

princess thug

A girl who is generally from the ghetto, likes to think she is the alpha and says whatever is on her mind. Generally people are disgusted by her bratty behaviour and how she still expects people to treat her nice. Will square up to anyone and usually rushes people when she fights. Uses phrases like "Bro", and "Bitch".

"I don't like her that girl is rude and disgusts me."
"Yeah she's a real princess thug, thinks she's on top."

by uhitsme March 18, 2018

Princess Save a Punk

A person that tries to save a broken man. The female version of Captain Save a Ho.

Oh Boy, Kathleen is about to throw on her cape and go try and save that loser! She needs to drop this Princess Save a Punk crap!

by KISSLE1111 February 25, 2019

Princess Nut Nut

The name given to a partner of someone influential who uses them to get what they want.

PM: I think I will replace you with my girlfriend.
MP: Oh, you mean, Princess Nut Nut.

by Ray Sworenow November 15, 2020