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Popsicle Car

The act of covering someones car with snow, then buying a giant 2 x 4 and placing said piece of wood on the car (underneath the snow). Then freezing the entire vehicle by using a water hose on said snow.
"GOD DAMNIT! THOSE ASSHOLES TURNED MY CAR INTO A POPSICLE!"

"Woah dude, I didn't know you had a Popsicle Car!"
by "God damnit Richard!" - Buddah February 9, 2010
mugGet the Popsicle Carmug.

Popsicle Pocket

A popsicle pocket is the space between the vagina & asshole. Also more formally known as the “taint”, or “gooch”
Can I rest my dick in your popsicle pocket while we’re spooning?
by KiefferRay October 21, 2023
mugGet the Popsicle Pocketmug.

Popsicle Time

A watch or timekeeping device that is embedded with diamonds or other valuable gems.
“Yo, what time is it?”

Popsicle time Biiiiiiitch!”
by Yaminashi420 June 5, 2021
mugGet the Popsicle Timemug.

Reddit popsicle

When you get a boner but don’t ejaculate.
I was in the pool and something about the combination of warmth and wetness made me have a reddit popsicle, which I was kind of frustrated by.
by Steely Stan November 9, 2025
mugGet the Reddit popsiclemug.

Popsicle Dick

A dick thats average in length, but thin otherwise.
by LoWadic0 December 2, 2017
mugGet the Popsicle Dickmug.

Jacking off and eating popsicles

Being bored without something to do and entertaining oneself with meaningless distractions. Could be used in place of Twiddling thumbs.
"What have you been doing today, man?"

"Not much, just jacking off and eating popsicles."
by DrunkSaylor May 15, 2022
mugGet the Jacking off and eating popsiclesmug.

JuiceWRLD popsicle

"I was chilling with my girl the other night and she was giving me that grade A JuiceWRLD popsicle."
mugGet the JuiceWRLD popsiclemug.

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