simping sage

When Saggy loves "Erin" to much.

Sage: *makes 100 tiktoks about Erin"
There Friends: u a simp

SIMPING SAGE🤦 ♀️

by Jaylovesballs March 5, 2022

saging

Someone of a very young age scarin their friends with their knowledge on sexual conduct.

Jeff was saging his friends.

by ASFGJBFYKHGHHDTH April 2, 2018

Sage

Sage is hot.

“Sage is so hottttt smexy” yuwhshjsbs

by Mattewimhot February 23, 2022

Sage

Amazing person who’s quiet when you first meet, but loud when you get to know them. They’re most likely a hippie (nothing wrong with that). Sage has many artistic talents. Sage is a very special, creative and unique soul. If you find a sage never let them go!

“Sage, you’re the love of my life.”
“Of course Sage painted that, it’s marvelous!”

by DavidBowieSaveUs November 22, 2021

sage

a dude... fellow maybe? let's count the genders 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6,7, 8, 20? 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19,
20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27, 28, 29,
30, 31, 32, 33, 34, 35, 36, 37, 38, 39,
40, 41, 42, 43, 44, 45, 46, 47, 48, 49,
50, 51, 52, 53, 54, 55, 56, 57, 58, 59,
60, 61, 62, 63, 64, 65, 66, 67, 68, 69,
70, 71, 72, 73, 74, 75, 76, 77, 78, 79,
80, 81, 82, 83, 84, 85, 86, 87, 88, 89,
90, 91, 92, 93, 94, 95, 96, 97, 98, 99,
100.

woah is that sage
yeah i heard sage had like
100 things
what things?
benderes
tf is a bender you klutz
nuh uh
yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

by Minecraft_Tuber_Kid November 26, 2023

Sage

Not a plant, sage is a name. Sages are nice and will reply to your texts if you aren’t creepy to them.

Wow did you see sages pony tails?? Yeah! They were rockin’!

by Flarbus123 January 15, 2021

Sage the Fatass Cat

A very fat cat who lays on his ass on the floor and meows when he wants his dumbass treats

Sage: “Meow!”

Mom: “I ALREADY GAVE YOU TREATS!”

Sage: “Meow!!!!!”

Mom: “I’m going to disown Sage the Fatass Cat”

by Jollikush Lawnmower July 25, 2018