Oklahoma Lightning Rod

The act of walking past your buddy after he’s just gotten out of the shower, full frontal nude, whilst welling up a gnarly turd cutter- and farting on it.

Bro I got Sebby so good, got him with the old Oklahoma Lightning Rod when he hopped out of the shower

by The BubbleMaker March 2, 2025

Oklahoma Volcano

A very dangerous sex move. First, you take the onion volcano from a hibachi restaurant, put it on your companion's asshole. Then, squirt lighter fluid in their asshole and ignite it with a flame. While the flame is still burning the male inserts their penis into the women or mans asshole for a nice warm, burning sensation.

I'm gonna take you to Shiki and give you the Oklahoma Volcano.

by Ty Laird January 9, 2020

Oklahoma

AKA: The Humid Hellscape. A place where storm chasers chase, and a place where normal residents have to deal with the horrible weather. Either it's going to be a deep freeze in December or January, or through March and May humid, hot, and convective, and through June and July or August, blistering heatwaves. I guess you could say autumn is a good month for Oklahomans, but still doesn't help with the horrible people living in the state.
Not the best place to be honest.

Storm Chaser: "dang i gotta go chase in oklahoma epic dry line setup going on in the panhandle"
Oklahoma Resident: "huh, 4th violent tornado this month"

by MartianSupremacist May 25, 2024

Only in Oklahoma City Oklahoma

Only in ohio but cooler

Only in oklahoma city oklahoma dawg 😂👌💯

by Jumperbumper December 14, 2024

oklahoma reach around

When a male shoves his penis so far down a persons throat that it comes out the ass of that person, allowing the male to give himself a reach around

I got so mad that I gave Jordan an Oklahoma Reach Around. That’ll be the last time he talks trash

by Penetrator69 November 25, 2017

Oklahoma glow worm

When two guys are fucking and one guy wraps his nut sack around the other one's dick as it goes into the other guys but.

Hey fred! Take a look at this Oklahoma glow worm!

by Foolishbean April 4, 2023

Oklahoma Smudge Pot

A group of hillbillies buttfuck each other in the woods and jar up their combined ass queefs. Afterwords they take turns huffing it starting with the one that nutted first.

Hey Billy! Hey Stuart! Let’s cross the crick over yonder to the woods and have us an Oklahoma Smudge Pot! It’s been a LONG week!

by FuckYourManager December 20, 2023