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Johnning

When you confirm plans then cancel in the last minute.
Man, are you johnning tonight?!
by Fiddlewick March 22, 2019
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John

John is a peach licking cunt
by TiberiousOW April 6, 2017
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John

A person who’s loyal to u and won’t let anyone hurt u. He’s always there for u. He chill funny and helpful,
I wanna hangout with John he’s cool and chill.”
by Essketit 1134 March 17, 2019
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John

by Guy 2312 September 27, 2019
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John

1. A Toilet

2. A man who pays for services from a prostitute.

3. A young man: Tall, darkish brown hair that goes light in the summer, and tan skin that goes light in the winter.

He has a kind smile and even kinder personality, and is somewhere between a stereotypical surfer dude smoking joints with his buddies every other weekend and the good ol' southern boy who knocks on your door 15 minutes early with flowers and a drawl that makes your mom melt.
1. "I need to go hit the John, be right back."

2. "I've heard this John pays well: let's just hope he's worth it."

3. "OH MY GOD MIJA I LOVE YOUR BOYYYYFRIENDDDDD JOHN!!!"
by HackMeBiatchez January 7, 2020
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John

by briley December 24, 2016
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John

Never has friends his own age.
That John always hangs out with those old kids
by Steve from florida October 22, 2019
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