John

Not the smartest person they don’t come much dumber he’s the kind of person that would sell his car for a shiny rock often two faced but is somehow alive

Your being such a john

by Rider420 April 30, 2019

John

He cheek eyes hurt. We’re gonna do a shot of tequilla. If were pulled over by the tall silver police dude hes gonna send us home. John is super cool, even if he gets pulls over, so shut up. Deal with it, hes cooler than you, bitch. Sit down.

Dude, don’t even try to John me right now.

by Ubermoosh July 13, 2018

John

John is the best person I know he is handsome and kind and HE IS ME

I am John YOU ARE NOT.

by UltraSteel March 12, 2019

John

A guy with that is very well endowed

That guy has a huge johnny

by briley December 24, 2016

John

A boy who sounds like Elmo but he’s funny And micky mouse his friends love him tho

Ah ha ha it’s John aka micky mouse

by Ah ha ha August 3, 2019

John

John is a gay man who sucks ball

John likes to suck boy balls

by The beastman July 24, 2018

John

A fun, loving guy who speaks little of him self an brings joy to many though, he may be quite akward he fits in with many ,and is surrounded with people that care for him.

My best friend John can help he's great in these situations!

by That one chick!!!!!!!!! July 23, 2019