Where the fuck i am

A poorly translated Russian phrase on a CSGO horror map

Goddamn that Shroud 'where the fuck i am clip' is comedy gold!

by beefyrod March 10, 2020

where do we stand?

The most dreaded words in the English language. May be used by:

1) bosses to survey how productive an employee is being on a task. Chances are, said employee hasn't been working so much as he has been writing UrbanDictionary definitions.

2) girls (and gay men) who want to survey the status of a relationship. Chances are, the guy (or somewhat dignified girl) has to sugarcoat the fact that he or she is using said girl or gay guy for his or her body, and nothing more.

Boss: Sooo where do we stand? Did you implement that absurdly disinteresting software feature?
Employee: *closes multiple browser tabs* Uh... *takes out gun and shoots self in temple*

by PositiveZero March 17, 2007

get in where i fit in

a phrase meaning literally -- Im just trying to do MY thang - usually seeking empathy from another person or person(s) or attempting to justify one's actions or words. see also: I'm just trying to handle my biz, minding my biz.

Girl: I saw you at church the other day acting a fool.
Dude: Just tryna get in where I fit in.

by Randomidous® October 9, 2005

WHERE IS MY SUPER SUCC

WHERE THE FUCC IS IT!?!?!?

HONEY WHERE IS MY SUPER SUCC?!
uuh...i put it away...
WHERE?!
thats not important rn...
THIS IS SERIOUS, THE WORLDS IN DANGER!
my night is in danger!
U STUPID MUTHER FUCCER

by Axeolotl September 12, 2018

Car where's my dude

When u got high and drunk last night, and lose your memory. When u wake up u have a hangover, but ur still high, and attempt to figure out what happened last night while still zonked out of your mind.

Bro what happened last night... Like car where's my dude

by Dabryn May 30, 2017

where did the party go

a bomb ass song by Fall Out Boy which appears on their album "Save Rock And Roll"

person 1: my friend's favorite FOB album is Save Rock And Roll
person 2: isn't that the one album with Where Did The Party Go on it?

by wtfkina June 22, 2016

Pulling a Where the Wild Things Are

Going on an incredible night-time journey and beginning the morning far from where you began your night. You may or may not remember how you got where you are.

Did you hear Frank woke up in Vancouver this morning? Definitely a classic example of pulling a where the wild things are.

Haha yeah, he said he still doesn't know how he ended up there.

by nightravel November 17, 2009