Twat Musket

A musket or other ballistic rifle that fires a heavy lead like load into or in the general vicinity of the twat.

Private Thomas, prepare the twat muskets for a full frontal assault. By dawn we will have penetrated their linens and have those chastising twats begging at their knees.

by The Three Twat Musketeers October 10, 2013

butt musketeer

One man who deligintly intrudes the anus of another man.

Skinny and price are some butt musketeers!

by Thekilz348 September 14, 2016

mentally mushy

when someone someone is extremely mentally retarded and there's no other way to describe them.

Aight mate! I'm not high just mentally mushy..

by gabune2005 January 23, 2020

Slop Musket

It’s when one rips one’s dick off in one fell swoop.

Man, I was jacking off so hard last night I gave myself a slop musket.

by Sloppy Tamali June 14, 2020

Grimes Musk

The smell of sweaty under arm hair in the last day of Burning Man.

Wow did you smell that Grimes Musk when those 2 walked by?

by “Goat Head” aka puncture vine September 17, 2021

The Musk principle

If there are more straight men horny for a dude than gay men, then the dude in question is probs questionable at best.

When every straight man likes a certain guy, one should generally take that as a worrisome sign.

One crucial indicator about Elon Musk is that zero gay men are horny for him, but every straight man is. It's the Musk principle.

by I risked my life posting this November 8, 2022

elon musk fanboy

Someone who has great love and no hatred for Elon Musk whatsoever. Most likely 12-19.

These Elon Musk fanboys are blowing up the comments on the post of what I said about Tesla.

by Chillmemecat May 21, 2023