epic muff

muchos pubic hair like loads i mean its like a freakinmg jungle you need a machete just to see your feet

Oh my god its like a jungle in my pants i have an epic muff

by sandy crotch May 17, 2009

muff bandit

A formerly straight woman who opted to follow a lesbian life style. And coincidentally likes muff.

*wow, I didn't know Sarah was a muff bandit, I always thought she liked cock*

by Jazbob January 19, 2011

muff dusting

Verb.
A pussyfart that is dropped off to unsuspecting victims as the perpetrator leaves the crime scene.

I had to dump her after a rancid muff dusting left me blind in one eye.

by singed nosehair July 30, 2011

coco muffs

coochie of the chocolate variety

he's craaaazy for coco muffs!

by pwiz June 17, 2010

Monster Muff

shaved beaver that has grown back twice as thick

Pats momma has a monster muff, It's like the jungle in nam!!

by 2fast4u April 22, 2006

muff-lock

The act of two females (preferably lipstick lesbians) engaging in each other's bodies in a sort of a locking fashion by connecting one's mouth to the other's snatch and vice versa.

Dude 1: I was surfing some online porn the other day and came across a mean muff-lock.

Dude 2: Nice! Were they hot?

Dude 1: Of course, any chic playing in the box is hot!

by Beauhemian October 20, 2006

boner muff

a boner muff keeps a boner warm

My boners getting cold, I'll wear my boner muff.

by Jennifer2369 November 26, 2007