Mount Holly Springs

A town where there are two gas stations right next to each other 2 barbers and no pussy and you are either rich or poor and no friends live near you so you have to drive to either to boiling springs or carlisle

Aye i am from mount holly springs.
Oh so you live in the middle of nowhere

Yeah basically

by Kiakhalifa69 May 6, 2021

Mount Alvernia College

Mount alvernia college is the only girl school who had a good semi this year all the other schools were shit. Even the boys school couldn’t be better than this. Mount A and padua know how to have fun. Even the terrace semi was shit lol

oi bro did you go to the mount alvernia college semi this year Oi bro who do you reckon had the best semi - man idk but I know mount A looked good az Rita’s was shit as.

Mount A is an amazing school with pretty girls

by Marrypoppins12345 July 1, 2022

Mount St. Helens

It's about to blow up.

Mount St. Helens is about to blow up and it's gonna be a fine, swell day.

by SovietStarlight97 January 29, 2021

Mount Vernon Ohio

Some shitty ass town no one gives a fuck about

Things to do in Mount Vernon Ohio:
1. Leave

by the.tinkle.of.contagion October 19, 2022

Mount Carmel West

A hospital in Columbus, OH, where all the sexiest girls are born!

"Damn, she said she was born at Mount Carmel West?! She MUST be sexy!"

by Chaosss! June 21, 2009

Climbing Mount Improbable

Climbing Mount Improbable is best described in the Hymn to Evolution by C.S. Lewis:

Lead us, Evolution, lead us

Up the future's endless stair:

Chop us, change us, prod us, weed us.

For stagnation is despair:

Groping, guessing, yet progressing,

Lead us nobody knows where.

Wrong or justice in the present,

Joy or sorrow, what are they

While there's always jam to-morrow,

While we tread the onward way?

Never knowing where we're going,

We can never go astray.

Never knowing where we're going, we can never go astray pretty much sums up the whole concept of Climbing Mount Improbable.

by annelisefrench September 23, 2010

reverse mount rushmore

Defecating on the back of your partner's head while she's asleep, and molding the poo into a face with your hard cock

Guy 1: After Diana fell asleep last night I gave her a Reverse Mount Rushmore.
Guy 2: Did she like it?

by redexplosion March 21, 2009