A woman who refuses to believe that anything that is not white christian middle-upper class is evil. Political correctness and purification of youth is the prime goal of this group. These "dress and act like we are 20 even though we all know we are double that age" sufferers are often found destroying the sacred enviornment in their oversized SUV's driving in an unsafe fashion, often times with cell phones in one hand and a Starbucks coffee in the other.
by Mike Truitt June 10, 2003
Get the Soccer mom mug.When a driver involuntarily moves their arm in front of the passenger when slamming on the breaks. Occasionally faked by men to feel a woman's chest.
by KJR September 6, 2005
Get the mom reflex mug.A rave mom is someone who takes care of all her little rave babies (aka her squad). She makes sure everyone is having fun, has a place to sleep, gets their water intake, isn’t trippin too hard or getting too intoxicated.
She took care of all of us while we were trippin balls, idk what we would have done without her, she’s the best rave mom.
by insomniacrave May 31, 2018
Get the Rave Mom mug.A middle-aged upper middle class woman (ussually white)and lives in the suburbs who devotes her life to her childeren. She carpools, drives them to soccer and little leauge, volenteers at their school, does snack days, and play dates. Most of them end up driving their childeren away by not letting them express their selves and immediatley putting down anything that they find important. They are usually Christian and this can be shown around their house, in most of the cases I have found the childeren end up being atheist. They drive in their mini vans and suburbans with their fancy coffee's and cell phones.
That mom that is driving like a maniac to pick up her kid from school and cart them to soccer practice is a soccer mom.
by Kaitlin August 30, 2003
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Get the kellys mom mug.A person (typically female) that is not a mother of the children but unconditionally treats them as her children.
by xrpalmer June 6, 2017
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"OMG Karen! You have to meet him! He is such a MOM MELTER!"
"MOM MELTER ALERT!" As The Mom Melter strolls by with his well groomed beard and book in hand.
"MOM MELTER ALERT!" As The Mom Melter strolls by with his well groomed beard and book in hand.
by The Mom Melter Eduardo January 6, 2017
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