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Minnesota Frostbite

The act of spreading open your partner's vagina and dropping in as many ice cubes as possible. You then proceed to have sexual intercourse packing in the cubes with the tip of your penis until her vaginal walls freeze. For best results, do all of this whilst listening to the song "Cold as Ice" by Foreigner.
Dude, I met this chick at the bar last night. She was totally diggin' the Minnesota frostbite I gave her.
by BoJangleJanges69 April 13, 2014
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minneci

Minneci, coming from the Latin word ”mincini,” meaning lord and savior is defined as all powerful and all knowing- better than other puny peasants.
The Minneci savagely paddled their slaves and ate their children for dessert with macoroni.
by Artemis Williams February 1, 2018
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Minnesota Butt

When there is no defined line between a girls butt and her leg. Her butt just gradually turns into her leg. Mostly due to the cold climate and lack of outdoor exercise.
by MrRagu February 7, 2018
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Minnesota

The place that copied Canada and got their whole state deported.
Fricken Canada, Minnesota copied them once and they decided to deport our whole state doncha know.
by Zack Schader October 7, 2020
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Brownsville, Minnesota

A little town in south west Minnesota that no one knows about.
Girl 1: Where do you live?
Girl 2: I live in Brownsville, Minnesota.
Girl 1: Where's that?
Girl 2: Facepalm.
by frankensteinchcick January 18, 2011
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Minnesota Milkshake

When you have sex with your girl on her period and you don't use a condom and you mix the blood on you penis with cum, shit, piss and whatever liquids are in the room, put them in a blender and drink it with your girl.
Man we drank a Minnesota Milkshake and it tasted so good, you should try it.
by swagbro420 July 11, 2014
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Minnesota Windmill

This is when you butt fuck another interested party and then spin your dick around in a windmill fashion (clockwise) and fling doodoo butter circumfrentially onto the walls, ceiling, and floor.
Gary performed a Minnesota Windmill on Steven and now their south beach condo looks like a Jackson Pollack painting.
by Millybobilly April 3, 2009
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