Michael

A FAT MIDDLE AGED BALDING MALE who lives with his mom. He is a dull/common person. Someone lacking power who's mediocre in influence and potential. Someone who hasn't gotten far in the years they have been living on this Earth. Someone judgemental yet has no credentials to back his own bravado up. This term can be applied to anyone that thinks they are better than they really are yet have nothing to show for it. Name for a 'commoner' also due to Mike being a very common name for a male.

"Ew, you are going to end up a michael!"

by mugandstuff February 5, 2010

Michael

A guy with jewish pubic hair on his head.

That kid is such a Michael...he wears a beanie so you can't see his pubes...

by The Ultimate Mancore August 15, 2010

Michael

A corrupted mind with a pure heart

See that guy with a big dick? That’s not Michael.

by Walyko November 17, 2019

Michael

Michael is a sweet guy. He is pretty attractive. He can always make you laugh. He seems brave, but he is very sensitive. He believes he is never good enough, even tho he is. He is a huge flirt, and cocky to some girls. Loves to have fun and live life. Hates to see loved one feel down and will try anything to help. he is very smart but doesn't show it.

He Is sweet and caring, he must be a Michael.

by Fallon Brennan November 22, 2019

Michael

He has a massive cock

“Wow, Michael has such a big dick”

by Child in your basement November 25, 2019

Michael

Is very nice and if you annoy it, it will snap at you like a crocodile who hasn’t had food in a year. Is heterosexual and not gay, gets very annoyed of you call it gay, so my advice is to not call it gay... you would regret it... my number is *11 digit number here*

Michael is the best

by mstrmikeymoo December 2, 2019

michael

Michael’s an attractive guy that gets every girls attention literally any girl that comes to school gets scooped by this whore of a man . Even in a tight sealed relationship he would still go and ask some innocent girl for nudes making her brainwashed that he likes her and then soon her titties will be around school she’ll get depressed sad overwhelmed all because michael fucking petite decided to be a slut. if u have a michael or if u ever run into michael. run bc the first thing he’ll ask for is nudes . :v unfaithful ass bitch.

-SMMS ❤️

girl:i’m dating michael i can’t believe it he likes me !!

Friend:well sucks to be u hope ur nudes get leaked .

by shrekchokeme June 7, 2019