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Michael

Dude! He's such a Michael!
by NotAMichael November 30, 2011
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Michael

A large immovable force that is extremely corpulent and has a massive size or is more than the universe put together. Also a word to describe someone or something that exhibits monkey-like characteristics or one who is related to King Kong.
Me: Look at that Michael at the zoo.
Friend: Yea he's extremely grotesque and hard to look at.

Me: Oh look, there's a Michael at the top of the Empire State Building.
Friend: Ahhhhh! If he falls down onto the ground, the Earth will move out of the orbit.
by G-Kiddie December 23, 2009
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Michael

Usually a crusty person, who doesnt shower or brush his teeth. The name is association with "Alex" as the research we have done concludes that they are both dirty and make people want to shower. Micheal's are prone to body wash and wear UGG boots that he gets from the thrift store.
God damn that kid is as crusty as a Michael!
by DMAA Research December 15, 2010
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Michael

A large flightless bird, who does not lay eggs and shits sideways. Mainly found roaming the streets or dark alleys
That damn Michael shit on my car again
by MichaelPapa-uzza December 12, 2010
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Michael

i am such a michael
by Blank-Death July 30, 2017
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Michael

Your name, or a friend/enemy of yours, and you looked it up just to see it praised/downed for your pleasure. And if you got this using the random word generator, go away, nobody welcomed you
Yeah I see you Michael from san fransisco. Put a hat on, your hairline is awful.
by Some other random guy August 14, 2018
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michael

This guy is the pengest person you will ever meet. He is great at everything such as sport drums and overall talented. This guy gets all the girls .
Michael can pull girls left right and center like betany
by bethany f%%% May 16, 2018
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