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Inter Miami CF

Soccer (really football) club wanna be Inter Milan and Real Madrid at the same time, owned by rich Englishman David Beckham, at the bottom of the conference and is meat rided by Barcelona fans, after players like Pessi (Messi) Sergio Busquets, and maybe Jordi Alba joined the team with the outrageous MLS budget.
I want to see Inter for Lakaka!(lukaku)-kid (later) I THOUGHT THIS WAS INTER MILAN? WHY ARE WE IN AN INTER MIAMI CF GAME?
by LumpiaMuncher July 14, 2023
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South miami

South Miami is well is a district in Miami the city, it's one of the richest parts of Miami right behind Coral gables. It's home to south Miami hospital otherwise known as the test hospital of the world. Is the best place to live if you really want to live in miami but far as possible to the negro population like : lil havana, allahpahta, north miami, and downtown.
GUY 1: DUDE I LIVE IN South MIAMI
DUDE 2: NO WAY DUDE THATS FREAKEN AWESOME, I LIVE IN ALLAHAPAHTA WHERE THERE'S SO MANY FREAKEN NEGRO'S.
by WALKDO October 31, 2009
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dirty miami

Cumming on a girl's face while she's wearing sunglasses
Grab yo shades girl, I'm about give you a dirty Miami
by Schu Kort September 16, 2016
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Random Miami

When some dude is jumping up yelling "Miami!" in a very inappropriate situation, this is called a random Miami. The random Miami has to be executed truely without any context to be classified as a classic random Miami. A random Miami is said to occur very rarely and therefore is an event only the luckiest of man will experience more than once in his lifetime.
Some dude: "MIAMI!!!" - "Wow, was that just a classic random Miami? My grandfather told me about this!"
by the_bj March 1, 2019
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Monkey Miami Ball Crusher

When you punch someone in the balls at mach 20 and devastate any dreams they have along side their bills at the hospital.
Most effective in cemeteries.
Holy SHIT!!! That guy got MONKEY MIAMI BALL CRUSHERED!!!
Did you hear about John? He got Monkey Miami Ball Crushed at the party, he's never gonna recover from that...
by The Miami Monkey January 17, 2022
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The Miami Midget Shorn

The act of throwing a shit covered midget into a crowd of Hispanic women. This is a historic activity local to the Miami area.
I was down in Miami with your mother last weekend and someone pulled off The Miami Midget Shorn. The slippery midget got shit all over your mothers new dress.
by Dr. Shornington January 26, 2022
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Maria Miami Merger

It’s Sunday? And Maria’s birthday? We are in the presence of a Maria Miami Merger.
by lauracarolynrhodes July 17, 2022
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