An oral sex method in which one party engages in cunnilingus on the receiving party, whether anally or vaginally. The giving party gathers at least half a glass of orange juice inside of their cheeks, until puffed like a pufferfish, before going down on the receiving individual. Once their lips meet the orifice of choice, they open up the hole and shoot the orange juice into the hole until their cheeks are empty. For optimal performance, squirt every drop inside the person.
Girl 1: "I can't talk to that man anymore..."
Girl 2: "Why is he a dick?"
Girl 1: "No he's just weird, he wanted to try the Miami Pufferfish again."
Girl 2: "Why is he a dick?"
Girl 1: "No he's just weird, he wanted to try the Miami Pufferfish again."
by RoguSpanish January 18, 2022

The act of master-bating while inserting a pickle in your anus.
Stems from Eric Detiege, 47, of Tampa, was charged Sunday with exposure of sexual organs for the unappetizing display, according to the arrest affidavit obtained by the outlet.
The arresting officer was at the time responding to reports of a suspicious person.
He ultimately found Detiege on private premises “lying flat on his back, no pants or undergarments on his bottom half,” according to the document.
Detiege, according to the affidavit, “had his penis in one hand and a large uneaten pickle in his other hand” and “was using the pickle to penetrate his rectum while he was masturbating.”
Story From Yahoo News Story, “Florida man arrested for masturbating with a pickle on private property”
Stems from Eric Detiege, 47, of Tampa, was charged Sunday with exposure of sexual organs for the unappetizing display, according to the arrest affidavit obtained by the outlet.
The arresting officer was at the time responding to reports of a suspicious person.
He ultimately found Detiege on private premises “lying flat on his back, no pants or undergarments on his bottom half,” according to the document.
Detiege, according to the affidavit, “had his penis in one hand and a large uneaten pickle in his other hand” and “was using the pickle to penetrate his rectum while he was masturbating.”
Story From Yahoo News Story, “Florida man arrested for masturbating with a pickle on private property”
by Bud Bug July 27, 2021

The act of throwing a shit covered midget into a crowd of Hispanic women. This is a historic activity local to the Miami area.
I was down in Miami with your mother last weekend and someone pulled off The Miami Midget Shorn. The slippery midget got shit all over your mothers new dress.
by Dr. Shornington January 26, 2022

Describes a typical douche bag that resides in Miami. He sometimes wears a stringer and is overly tan and is just full of douche-baggery.
Can be used to insult the douche without coming off as directly calling him a douche.
Can be used to insult the douche without coming off as directly calling him a douche.
by VileCreation69 April 26, 2019

by mike charter May 22, 2024

Fun, chill person. That one friend we all want to be like. The one posting palm trees and bikinis in the winter, while you're freezing. Sporty, a natural beauty and confident. Can't even be mad because they're inclusive of everyone with a radiating positive energy.
by miamibeachbum305 December 9, 2021

by Cocksause Jones May 24, 2023
