Bagel melt technique

It’s when you cum on your women’s chest who is fully Jewish and your fully German and you quickly cum on her chest and stomach and thrown in the over

Oh mein süßer kleiner Bagelschmelz *cums on chest and throws into oven* Geh in den Ofen, Süße
That’s the bagel melt technique

by Menace of your mind June 18, 2023

melting the mouse

When you turn on your air conditioner but it burns up because a mouse crawled inside. Also a term for male masturbation.

"Hey, can we get some air in here? I'm sweating balls from all this melting the mouse."
"Nah, man, I hit the thermostat earlier but I think I melted the mouse."
"RIP soulja boy"

by deadsouljaboy July 08, 2015

Sgangly melt

Another name for a cunt

You are a sgangly melt

by Mr_leham8 January 18, 2017

internet melt

A person who obsessivly posts things/selfies on social media or acts like a roadman/rebel over the Internet.

Guy 1: Ugh have you seen Olivia's account recently?

Guy 2: Yes she posts way too much, her selfies aren't even that nice
Guy 1: The internet melt

by InternetMeltShutdown January 11, 2017

Fish melt

When you go asshole to pussy and fart some great farts.

He just layed on me and fish melted my pussy.

by Assman8675309 September 18, 2020

melting point

when making someone melt to the point they jizz their pants from excitement

I got to my Melting point

by bloopfish December 13, 2014

Melted Snowman

When you nut inside a hot cup of French Roast coffee and pour it down your partners back.

Dude I was with this old bitch Jennyth and I totally gave her a Melted Snowman

by RandyCouget December 01, 2018