myspace 

The ultimate Pedo bear site.

Did you meet that pedo on myspace?

myspace by Hauntingly Delicious April 4, 2009

myspace 

overrated piece of shit

myspace sucks

myspace by pscot14 March 12, 2009

MySpace 

A place where you add every person who has shared a breathe of air with you, a real popularity test.

SIDE EFFECTS MAY INCLUDE:

Abduction
Rape
Murder
Stalking

MYSPACE gals may look like the following;

http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t286/Empress544/motivational%20posters/myspace.jpg

"Heyy!"
"Heyy! Check out my MySpace! I have 150 friends!"
"Pshh, rather not get the side affects.

MySpace by anonymous gal/guy of the world March 15, 2009

Myspace 

A website for insecure people. "A place for friends"....or more like "A place for people who need friends." It's a website where everyone adds anyone within a 879847 mile radius from them. It's a place for old men to creep up on little girls. Or for people to become "myspace pals" with somebody who is really 40 years older than you thought. Everyone reads everyone elses comments and checks everyone elses top friends. People who use this website tend to update their profile every week, because they have no life.

person 1: "omg! becky took me off her top friends!"

person 2: "omg really? are you still on her profile?"

person 1: "no...i think she hates me."

person 3: "wow guys...it's just myspace, chill."

Myspace by aprilsays April 1, 2009

myspace 

myspace is a place for friends and for sex predators!

predator: hey what website are you on?
guy: myspace.
predator: YES! MY FAV WEBSITE!

myspace by thatsjank! May 4, 2009

Myspace 

outdated social network site. if you still use it (instead of Facebook) then youre a complete loser. if you check your myspace more than once a day, kill yourself. youre not "cool". only stupid asses use myspace. they think theyre hard asses just cuz they cuss a lot in their comments, so they think they know how to "fight". -_-

only 13-15 year old emo scene girls (and scene boys who try to look like girls) use myspace now. its a barren wasteland where only vampires---i mean myspace whores lurk, taking pride in knowing how to "argue" and be tough as nails over the internet. pathetic saps....

Myspace by who craig? November 28, 2009

MySpace 

A bunch of narcissistic, ego maniacal 14 year olds flashing the peace sign. Giggling online at lame comments from their little friends, while they talk to the same friends on the phone about pressing issues, like what color to dye their hair next... Time to turn on the radio... lip sync to Hannah Montana, head bopping back and forth, stretching out their gum, while a tear rolls down their parents cheek "My little girl... she used to be so smart... what happened!?". Online pop culture happened! Mental destruction by egocentric digital nonsense.

Other than that, it's not half bad.

Your average 10 year old kid: "I don't have time for homework, mom.. I've got to get more friends on MySpace so I can be popular!"

MySpace by CoolBlue731 December 10, 2009