epic muff

muchos pubic hair like loads i mean its like a freakinmg jungle you need a machete just to see your feet

Oh my god its like a jungle in my pants i have an epic muff

by sandy crotch May 16, 2009

muff shite

One who completely miss kicks the ball in the sport of football (soccer).

Ryan! That was a complete muff shite! The ball didn't even move!

by kevodger May 19, 2009

coco muffs

coochie of the chocolate variety

he's craaaazy for coco muffs!

by pwiz June 19, 2010

muff dusting

Verb.
A pussyfart that is dropped off to unsuspecting victims as the perpetrator leaves the crime scene.

I had to dump her after a rancid muff dusting left me blind in one eye.

by singed nosehair July 30, 2011

Monster Muff

shaved beaver that has grown back twice as thick

Pats momma has a monster muff, It's like the jungle in nam!!

by 2fast4u May 3, 2006

Muff Rocket

An awesome word i made up today for a womans clitoris

Johns very presence made Cindy's muff rocket start to take off

by Galen Knode January 16, 2009

muff-lock

The act of two females (preferably lipstick lesbians) engaging in each other's bodies in a sort of a locking fashion by connecting one's mouth to the other's snatch and vice versa.

Dude 1: I was surfing some online porn the other day and came across a mean muff-lock.

Dude 2: Nice! Were they hot?

Dude 1: Of course, any chic playing in the box is hot!

by Beauhemian November 6, 2008