- Did you have a good time last night?
- Omg she had a dott-minge so I lasted like 10 seconds
Her hole was tiny and I thought she had vaginismus, but turns out she had a dott-minge, once I was in, everything was golden
- Omg she had a dott-minge so I lasted like 10 seconds
Her hole was tiny and I thought she had vaginismus, but turns out she had a dott-minge, once I was in, everything was golden
by revilo clockberg jr November 09, 2020
A vagina that has not been washed for so long it has bonded at either flap to produce the shape and density of a common masonry brick
by PHASH27y373484u4834fnfjkdnd June 29, 2010
Small creature that lives in the minge and can often lead to STDs or bite your boaby off when entering the minge
1.Oh my god that girl I had last night had a huge minge monster in her cunt, I better go get checked out
2. I lost my boaby last night to a minge monster
2. I lost my boaby last night to a minge monster
by Kieren and Grae June 26, 2006
Someone who all the mingers have the hots for due to the person trying to chat them up, usually because the person is desperate themself.
Guy1: Hey Jake's going out with a minger chick again.
Guy2: What do you expect? He's a ming magnet. The mingers are attracted to him like flies are to shit.
Guy2: What do you expect? He's a ming magnet. The mingers are attracted to him like flies are to shit.
by theonewhoowns October 15, 2006
This dude is being a prop-minge, he surrounded himself with props to keep people from getting to him
by MonolithDictionary June 26, 2016
Kirsty turned away in disgust and disappointment as Kev attempted to inject her with his minge syringe
by t0mmy8 May 11, 2009
by Lil' Dude January 08, 2008