Colombian Milkshake

The act of a middle-aged Colombian female vigorously shaking her floppy, lumpy ass in a person's face, then excreting unnecessarily large amounts of diarrhea into the mouth of her companion through a funnel.

My naughty social studies teacher punished me by giving me a Colombian Milkshake after class.

by Dawnkee Bawlz February 19, 2011

Milkshake

What makes a woman stand out in a crowd
-her seksiness
-sex appeal
-whatever she does that attracts the guy's attention

"I know you want it, the thing that makes me, what the guys go crazy for. They lose their minds, the way I wind, I think it's time, MY MILK SHAKE BRINGS ALL THE BOYS TO THE YARD, AND THEY'RE LIKE, IT'S BETTER THAN YOURS, DAMN RIGHT IT'S BETTER THAN YOURS, I can teach you, but I have to charge"-Kelis

by Jessika November 28, 2003

strawberry milkshake

when you suck the blood out of a girls vagina when shes on her period and spit it in a cup, then when your dads asleep jack him off and put his sperm in the same cup were the period blood is, mix them together till its a light red and drink it with a bendy straw

I'm thirsty for a strawberry milkshake but i have no milk or strawberry syrup; but i have a dad and a girlfriend

by wackaflamo January 10, 2011

Mexican Milkshake

A Mexican Milkshake is when you blow your load in a woman's anus and then stick a straw in her butthole and drink the sweet nectar inside.

Juan was thirsty, but his girlfriend quenched his thirst with a Mexican Milkshake.

by The Loge August 3, 2006

mistake by the lake

refers to Municipal Stadium, former home to the Cleveland Browns and Indians. It's successor, Jacob's field, is sometimes called the "Jake" by the lake.

The tribe loses another game in the mistake by the lake.

by GarthIam April 14, 2016

Huge Mistake

Basically you

You where a Huge Mistake Gary

by TheAdoringFan June 17, 2020

Stupid Mistake

When a person makes a mistake and it's stupid. A STUpid mistake applies to people with the name Stu or Stuart.

Stu: "I tried to cut a guy off in traffic, but he wouldn't let me, so I started tailgating him, but then he slammed on his breaks, ran up to my car and scared the sh*t out of me."

Michael: "Well that was a STUpid mistake."

by TPCJ September 2, 2009