Red Lobster

When a man unwittingly contracts the STD crabs after having sexual relations with a menstrating woman (raggin').
You know how Bob isn't afraid of fucking chicks that are raggin'. Well, next morning... he woke up with the red lobster.
by Goon, Ed Dogg, & T-Wolf December 02, 2007
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Lobster Fingers

the act of inserting your finger into a menstrating womans vagina.
by Chris1234 October 08, 2005
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Ghetto Lobster

A minority that doesn’t know how to swim. And is usually a drowning victim.
Back in tha day, gangs used to throw their half beaten up rivals in the water canals because they barely knew how to swim. When their bodies were discovered, their corpses were referred to as ‘ghetto lobsters
by Peter T. Dickinson November 08, 2018
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Lobster Box

A Halo 3 call-out for the map Foundry on it's default setting. Refers to the box at the back of the map, under the rocket spawn, opposite the shotgun spawn, next to the grav-lift.

Called such because only idiot players who use Lobster Back skins get trapped in there by grenades.
"He's in the Lobster Box, throw 'nades!"
by kir kanos October 09, 2009
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Marty the lobster

Marty the lobster first appeared on April second 2010 in Portland, Maine. He was not the average lobster, for he was fuzzy and fought cancer. Marty spends his time partying all around with a group of wrestling friends. His idol is Billy Mays and Master Chief. He also blocks your vision of disgusting male genetalia whenever it pops up on chat roulette. His mortal enemy is Aliee(ale-EE) the zombie alien who appeared a day after Marty from the elevator shaft .
Pete: What should we do guys?
Dylan: Let's go on Chat Roulette!
Zach: Yeah!
Ozzy: Wait! Don't forget to bring Marty the lobster!
Zach: Thanks! *whew*
by DepresdMustache April 05, 2010
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Lobster Butter

When your lobster is much to dry, so you need to slather on some condiments. The best condiment to use is Butter.
Man my S'pollo team was denied access to its name, so we decided to lather it up with lobster butter.
by Bobby Anspach March 09, 2004
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