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Minor/Major league

Used when describing different bases, sexually speaking.

In minor league, order is: 1st base - making out, 2nd base - feeling up, 3rd base - fingering/handjob, Home run - sex

Major league order is: 1st base - making out, 2nd base - fingering/handjob, 3rd base - eating out/blow job, Home run - sex
Dude i totally got to second base with becky last night

Bruh no way; minor/major league??

Just minor league, we're taking it slow

I get that fam.
by Clarificationdood February 12, 2017
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Rocket League Mexican

Someone who tries too hard in Rocket League. Doesn't have to actually be Mexican. Often times has a rap song as their player anthem.
Dude the other team are playing like a bunch of Rocket League Mexicans they try too hard.
by ImNotDeluxe September 3, 2023
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Minor League Gaming

A form of gaming that includes Minecraft, Destiny, Smash Bros., and other E for everybody games.
by RoboSwagger67 September 10, 2016
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Inferno Madden League

Madden league ran by JB55 a bozo who boosts his stats and cheats. JB55 has also been known to cheese and get bailed constantly.
Wanna join the Inferno Madden League?
Nah jb55 is a corrupt bum
by DemonTimeGlass October 15, 2021
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Messi League Soccer

MLS after Messi joined, has the power to quintuple ticket prices just because of his transfer to Miami.
1: Hey have you heard of Messi coming to MLS?
2: Yeah man, Beckham turned MLS to Messi League Soccer
by Simon8989 June 8, 2023
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got league tonight

the EXACT same thing as "goin out with friends" or goin to have a drink at a bar, the only miniscule detail barely worth mentioning that differentiates " got league tonight" from goin out with friends is playin a game of pool
ironically goin out with friends for a drink THEN playin a game of pool doesnt make it ok, thus the value of an alleged league
mando: i hate you ! you go out without me!

brantz: well lets go out tonight!

mando: nah i got league tonight

brantz: oh so you're goin out with out me? can i get mad too?

mando: no i got league tonight its different
by brj365 February 5, 2012
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league of legends player

Carl wheezers a league of legends player on G
by Andrew tat October 23, 2022
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