lip lawn

A very thick, full bodied mustache that is well taken care of. In most cases taken care of more than any other part of that persons body and or life.

"Hey do you remember that creepy guy with the sweet lip lawn that did our taxes at H&R block?...well I just saw him on the news arrested for child pornography"

by Freelee09 November 24, 2015

lawn noodle

Wimpy little arms

Stop shaking your lawn noodles at me!

by XABmckean4 May 4, 2018

Mowed her lawn

When you chew off her pubes during sex

I discovered my fetish when I mowed her lawn

by Thisnibba January 15, 2020

lawn mowers

loud fucking vehicles that only cut grass

i'm going to literally blow up all the lawn mowers.

by Scoobis_Man July 30, 2021

Lawn Sloshing

To get absurdly drunk, find the sloppiest chick in a party, then fuck her on the lawn of any structure (usually fraternity houses).

"Dude, Mike got way to messed up and ended up lawn sloshing last night."

by WeALLknow October 18, 2012

Swiss lawn mower

When you insert a Toblerone up the anal cavity and rip it out furiously similar to that of a pull cord on a lawn mower. For added effect make them eat grass whilst this is happening.

I have her the Swiss lawn mower

by The Swiss banker October 11, 2018

Lawn Tiger

Ending up on all fours vomiting in the backyard after drinking too much.

He made a good lawn tiger after drinking a whole bottle of vodka in under half an hour at our BBQ.

by Stop69 December 23, 2012