Three-Legged Tail

The most wonderful and majestic of all animal species, the Three-Legged tail is a hybrid cross between a male hermit crab, and David Duchovny. The average lifespan of a Three-Legged Tail is between 3 to 5 weeks, at which time it dies of starvation, as it has no means of obtaining nutrients. Although technically a hybrid species, the Three-Legged Tail is not sterile, and in fact, reproduces asexually. Every member of the species is born pregnant, and will give birth after about four hours. It is a highly aggressive animal, and once provoked, will not relent until either it or it's attacker is dead. Although, since the Three-Legged Tail has no eyes, ears, or noses, they are easily avoided. The animal is known for it's tremendous speed on land (it is second only to the cheetah), and spends much of it's short life galloping around aimlessly, presumably in unimaginable agony and despair. A genetic abnormality exists in approximately .03% of the population, which causes the offspring to be born with three wings instead of three legs. Sadly, the Three-Winged Tail is doomed to the same torturous existence.

The Three-Legged Tail is an affront to nature, and an abomination unto the lord.

by Krandall Kramer November 13, 2012

the two-legged man

A sex position so simple that even a virgin can master it!

Don’t be misled by Andr3w’s pornstashe. He can’t even pull off of the two-legged man!

by Tiktokshade November 18, 2021

leggel

the skin between your nut-sack and your leg...you have a left leggel and a right leggel

kind of like a gooch but instead of between your nut-sack and your butthole its between your nut-sackand your leg

by Nik and Aaron July 8, 2003

leggers

leggins for men

Where did you buy those leggers?

by PriscillaArt April 6, 2017

Hog-Legging

derived from the term hog leg which is slang for penis, it is the act of having sex with a female.

Hey man, I really wanted to go out with you and the guys but I got stuck hog legging my girlfriend and she wanted to hang out afterward.

I wouldn't mind hog-legging that chick even though she's kinda ugly.

by GPhorce December 4, 2009

Legger

When your erect penis is shown through the leg of your pants instead of where the zipper is placed. Usually a nigger would have this happen to him all the time because of its largeness. It's supposedly too big to poke straight forward

Person 1: What the fuck is the dick doing there? Is it growing out of his fucking leg!?
Person 2: Nah, he just has a legger.

by Spearchuckin Tarbaby November 12, 2009

leggin

leg; upper or lower.

"i would go, but my leggins are killing me."

by Buns McFarty May 17, 2005