Lawn Dogging

When you take a shit in the !middle of a person's front yard.

My ex was a hobby whore so my buddies and I went lawn dogging at her house.

by Irrelevant One June 17, 2023

Fort Lawn

A small town in South Carolina.
Where everybody knows everybody.
Has one stoplight.
The fall festival and the Christmas parade is the highlight of the year.

Oh wow I know jolottie, she lives on the other side of fort lawn.

by Amycoleman=) February 3, 2010

lawn chimpanzee

Same as porch monkey or yard ape. Depends on the size of the chain and the dick

Those damn lawn chimpanzees just keep on shooting at each other nonstop. I’m going to move my daughter into a preschool on the white side of town because it’s safer supposedly.

by kinghiroichi1 June 22, 2024

Snapped like a 2 dollar lawn chair

How an obsessed jealous ex girlfriend reacts when she comes in contact with the love of her life in public and he is with another bitch

When i seen Cory with his new bitch at the park. I snapped like a 2 dollar lawn chair.

by A816K September 25, 2018

Lawn Inhaler

When a group of disgruntled losers toss inhalers onto an obviously innocent citizens lawn to give this angel of humanity the idea that they may not survive the day.

Why don't we do a lawn inhaler on Mr. Withers to teach him a lesson. That old do-gooder geezer deserves it.

by Rehtaf April 22, 2023

Lawn Dart

A marijuana cigarette... A cigarette is a dart and marijuana is grass, hence 'Lawn Dart'.

Let's go for a lawn dart.

by Maksmis June 14, 2020

The Anything Lawn

It is the in between of lawns.

"I guess I'll call the Anything Lawn."

by BisexualBroccoli October 27, 2020