kitten licker

When an old guy dates your young, friend

Jim: Did you hear who Tanya was dating
Tony: Yeah, wasn't it that old guy at the ice cream shop?
Jim: Yeah, he's a total kitten licker

by Biscity March 4, 2016

On Dead Kittens

If you have ever heard the phrase "On Dead Dawgs" well this is a whole new level of serious. Usually used to swear upon the name of fallen comrades whos bonds were forged in the fiery battlefields of call of duty 4.

I got you with an eigth for 45 and thats on dead kittens cuz.

On the most deadest of kittens to ever be a dead kitten you will put some respek on my name.

by AaronHernandez87 August 1, 2017

kitten lintsicle

after collecting hairballs from your kitten for 1 year to the day, freeze the accumulated hairball for 4 hours. After vigorous physical activity, kick back and relax by eating you kitten lintsicle. You can only make a kitten lintsicle once a year for good luck.

Kitten lintsicles are one of a kind

by Roger McDodger McFlodger Roger November 23, 2011

Kitten Wrangler

Term for someone who is unable to keep things in order, despite their hardest efforts. Generally applied to someone who leads or manages people. This phrase references how kittens tend to want to go/do whatever they want and are unable to be kept under control when in a group.

"Every time I fix one problem, you guys go make another one! I feel like a freaking Kitten Wrangler here!"

by DocSparks216 January 4, 2020

Prison Kitten

The female version of a Prison Bitch. Usually kept personally by another inmate or shared throughout the whole cell block.

Person 1: "Yo did you hear? Karen got arrested"

Person 2: "Oh damn, really? She's definitely gonna become the prison kitten"

by BungaFurUnga December 19, 2021

kitten lizzy

kitten lizzy is the cutest person ever! they make you feel like you’re special and much more it’s the cutest thing. they’ll do everything to make you happy and it rlly is cute 😊! kitten lizzy makes everything 10x better. if you have someone called kitten lizzy make sure to never ever let go of them no matter how hard it gets because you’ll regret it more than anything. kitten lizzy is also the most genuine person and the prettiest person you’ll ever meet <3 kitten lizzy is worth everything to die for. i personally let go kitten lizzy and i’d do anything to go back to that day i’d change everything because letting kitten lizzy go was the most dumbest decision i ever made, and i’d do ANYTHING i mean ANYTHING to go back to when they were mine. anyways the morale is if you have a kitten lizzy be great full and don’t take any moment for granted.

oh wow. hi kitten lizzy.. you’re gorgeous lol <3

by iheartpeanutt July 11, 2021

Cargo Kitten

A Cargo Kitten is a term used to describe light-hearted and underpaid cargo pilots who don't take themselves too seriously. They are typically very playful and mellow. Cargo Kittens lack aggressive negotiating tactics which is why they can be commonly found in underpaid and unappreciated airline careers. The Cargo Kitten's counterpart would be a Freightdog. They both serve the same function but differ in characteristics. Freightdogs are usually less fun, more serious, and have higher self-esteem. They can be frequently mistaken for one another as they both are often seen in the wild unkept and unshaven. The major difference being Freightdogs are higher paid. Many Cargo Kittens attempt to disguise themselves as Freightdogs, but you can discern the difference quickly with either a ball of yarn or a quick glance at their W2.

"Hey man I can't believe you get paid so little to fly a 747??? I though you freight dogs made good money???"

"Nah, we ain't freight dogs, our pilot group is a bunch of Cargo Kittens, we'll work for Purina"

by High Speed Aluminum Tubing May 9, 2021