Jordan

The hottest girl you can ever meet, blondes = sexy. (;

jordan is hot

by dasrf234 October 30, 2011

jordan

a fucking bitch that no one likes

ewww it’s jordan

by hwhwkewllwkw March 11, 2019

Jordan

A name to describe a male or female. One described as a Jordan is usually described as perverted, badass, emotional, and clingy.

Their best qualities include being totally badass and loving anything crazy. Their friends will follow them to do something crazy, but they'll rarely get in trouble for it.

Their worst qualities include being dirty minded, emotional, and clingy. A Jordan will cling to their spouse like crazy and will get mad if they do anything to hurt Jordan. They can easily get depressed and can take anything as dirty. Lucky for them, their friends are always there to comfort Jordan.

Example 1: Did you hear what Jordan did to the teacher yesterday?

Example 2: Jordan has been very suicidal lately.

by CharismaticEgyptian May 28, 2016

Jordan

Blonde girl with mental disabilities.

It is a shame that Jordan suffers from autism.

by azlynn41 May 31, 2018

Jordan

A jerk that no one can trust. If you are dating him break up with him he hates you but you love him.

Oh no sweetie you can't trust him. That is a Jordan.

by Flurgenburgers June 10, 2016

Jordan

Complete fuck boy.

Strange fetish with butt sex.

Cannibalistic fantasies.

Dick has a bend
#Sdick #eatyourfleshnotyourass

My dick has a jordan.
Hills have jordans.

by Notkërrï April 24, 2018

Jordan

Someone who is fat, ugly, revolting, and is willing to fight anybody they come across. The only people they can fight is the weak, pathetic, skinny ones that have no experience of fighting. Aka: some fat nigger that thinks they know everyone.

Hello Jordan! You're one fat ugly nigger.

by bigblackman33 March 28, 2020