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JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure

part 1 buff guys: British blokes use magic sunlight to kill vampire (not yet gay) that keeps surviving impossible situations

part 2 buff guys: Wacky 🇺🇸guy, 🇨🇮guy, and old lady use magic sunlight to kill ancient aztec macho-man vampires that wants a red rock

part 3 still buff: black guy, gay edgy teen, 🇯🇵guy, 🇫🇷guy, wacky 🇺🇸guy, and annoying dog travel za worldo to kill gay vampire from part 1 who survived an impossible situation. No magic sunlight, we have buff punchy ghosts invented by gay vampire now

part 4 less buff: 2 highschoolers (one gay), midget, manga artist, and no longer edgy guy that’s now a marine biologist kill the coolest serial killer with a hand fetish ever

part 5 no buff beyond this point: Blonde teenager the son of gay vampire, zipper guy, 🔫guy, 🖤guy, ✈️guy, crazy poison guy, cute girl (daughter of boss), and crippled 🇫🇷guy from part 3 (he will turn into a 🐢)kill 🏳️ ⚧️ boss of a mafia organization in 🇮🇹 because “say no to drugs.” Everyone’s gay in this part

part 6: Daughter of marine biologist, plankton from spongebob, ctrl c+ctrl v girl, ghost kid, weather guy, and non binary guy kill gay black priest that loved gay vampire guy. The priest is trying to pokemon evolve his punchy ghost

part 7: Cripple and wacky guy tries to win horse race across america but decided to compete with the US president in collecting the body parts of Jesus Christ instead. Spinning magic replace sunlight

part 8: dude really has 2 pairs of nutsacks bruh, wackiest shit ever
Man: I really love JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure

Man 2: yeah… I can tell
by Just another writer tater December 20, 2022
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No jojo

A slang expression quite popular in Italian trap music meaning "I'm not joking" or "it's not fake". Is in no way a reference to JoJo's Bizarre Adventure.
La mia life è no jojo (No jojo)
by r3dio December 3, 2022
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jojo to turnt

when your friend is beyond the capability of articulating her words because of drunkness...
while at the house last night my friend spilled pickle juice ...she was jojo to turnt ...
by BoPril October 14, 2016
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jojo gypsy

To have no hair or no hairline.
by ariola grand February 5, 2021
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JoJo

JoJo is reffering to two things, first, the series "Jojo's Bizzare Adventure", also known as JJBA, it is literally the definition of heaven and I'm still waiting for chapter 109, the second is a person who's first name starts with: "G", "J" or "H" and last name starts with: "J", "K", "H" or "G", also anyone who's the 2nd definition of JoJo is an absolute gigachad.
Jimmy: "Yo bro I just heard that John is a JoJo!"

Tommy: "Oh that explains why he has 54 girls after him and constantly fighting to show that only 1 of them are allowedd to simp for him!"

Marc: "YO, IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING JOJO REFERENCE?!"

All k JoJo fans in existance: "SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!"
by XxNiggaxX July 13, 2021
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Jojo Day

its jojo day you have to love jojo as much as you can for a week starting from april 12 - april 19!!!! everyone all hail jojo
"Hey bro its jojo day"
"YOOOOOO"
"ITS TIME TO WATCH JOJO"
by jojo guay April 11, 2022
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Jojo - Mummy

A lovely mum and a gorgeous lady . Intelligent and strong , she is amazing ! I love her lots . If you know her you should be extremely proud . Everyone needs a mother and jojo like her . Real stunner , Beautiful spirit . Successful lady she's fantastic and loved , Believe magic . Amazing at everything XxXxXxX

You mean everything to me !
Jojo - Mummy

is a lovely inspiring lady who makes the world a better place
She's very inspiring , lovely personality , beautiful
by JoJo's JJ January 12, 2019
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