joey moment

a moment in time where a person freezes and has no clue what is going on.

I had a joey moment after my friend made a joke about me which i did not understand.

by georgealex October 23, 2007

A literal Joey

When a co-worker takes a joke too seriously. Not to be confused with an actual baby kangaroo.

Jason: Hey man, for $250,000, would you eat my ass?
Bracey: maybe... I mean, where is the money coming from? A new mortgage?
Jason: unreal, Bracey!! You're such a literal Joey!

by Elliot Fucking Ness July 20, 2017

Joey Bowl

The bowl you pack when your friends are done smoking but you want a little somethin' extra for yourself, typically using someone else's weed.

"You guys straight?"
"Yeah I'm pretty high."
"You mind if I get a lil Joey Bowl goin'?"

by joefat December 21, 2019

joey the bug

A FAB BUG THAT LIVES IN HAIR WITH DANDRUFF TO SUPPLY IT. CURRENTLY MARRIED TO HEELY BIRD THE FABBET. LIVES IN HAIR AND SOMETIMES GOES OUT TO PLAY IN THE PARK.

"I CANT BELIEVE I WAS INVITED TO JOEY THE BUG'S WEDDING!"
"TOO BAD I WASN'T, I HEARD JOEY THE BUG WAS GOING ALL OUT TO PLAN!"

by joey bugsville May 21, 2019

Burpin' Joey

Another term for male masturbation.

You better not be burpin' joey in there.

by Kind of a Joey May 30, 2017

joey stack

a large amount of money that someone doesn't have in the bank used for personal use of at least $1500.00....That usually has people envious of you.

"Damn look at the size of the joey stack that dude has in his hand.That's at least three grand"

by ozzie rodriguez August 26, 2009

Pulling a Joey

The act of deceiving someone by telling them something you're not. (lying)

Cute Cali Girl: So what kind of arguments do you get into with your ex?
Joey: I actually don't argue with a girl....ever.... I'm just "old fashioned" you could say...
Cute Cali Girl: Stop it, you're Pulling a Joey

by TheStealthAssassin September 1, 2021