Joey Diamond

Youtube celebrity Joey Diamond is anything and everything but ordinary. He put himself out there as a teenage guy who loves singing and sharing music with the world. Because truly music is his passion. Joey wants to be an example to teenagers that its okay to be different. And that they shouldn't hide who they are to please anybody.. The sky's the limit... Indeed it was difficult for Joey. He Took alot of hurt and discrimination from people who never even took the time to get to know him for himself. And Joey admits that at times he did just wanna give up. But then he would be giving up on what he stands for. Joey's tired of trying to be this "Guy" that everyone made him into. A fake image that all these Closed minded immature people put him out there to be. And now he knows that his sexual orientation Shouldn't have an effect on his Real fans who truly love and support Joey Diamond no matter what. If you loved him Before you knew, Then why should it matter now? He still, and always will be... Joey Diamond Kamlley Jr. Faaasho.

Joey Diamond is hella tight.

by Brandieeboo November 2, 2008

Joey Slap

The act of a male forcefully slapping a woman in the face with his d#ck. Derived from the mating rituals of wild Kangaroos.

Bob wanted to show Alyssa who's boss and gave 'er the old Joey Slap right in the yapper!

by Bob Kiss September 18, 2008

joey stack

a large amount of money that someone doesn't have in the bank used for personal use of at least $1500.00....That usually has people envious of you.

"Damn look at the size of the joey stack that dude has in his hand.That's at least three grand"

by ozzie rodriguez August 26, 2009

joey the bug

A FAB BUG THAT LIVES IN HAIR WITH DANDRUFF TO SUPPLY IT. CURRENTLY MARRIED TO HEELY BIRD THE FABBET. LIVES IN HAIR AND SOMETIMES GOES OUT TO PLAY IN THE PARK.

"I CANT BELIEVE I WAS INVITED TO JOEY THE BUG'S WEDDING!"
"TOO BAD I WASN'T, I HEARD JOEY THE BUG WAS GOING ALL OUT TO PLAN!"

by joey bugsville May 21, 2019

joey moment

a moment in time where a person freezes and has no clue what is going on.

I had a joey moment after my friend made a joke about me which i did not understand.

by georgealex October 23, 2007

Joey Bowl

The bowl you pack when your friends are done smoking but you want a little somethin' extra for yourself, typically using someone else's weed.

"You guys straight?"
"Yeah I'm pretty high."
"You mind if I get a lil Joey Bowl goin'?"

by joefat December 21, 2019

A literal Joey

When a co-worker takes a joke too seriously. Not to be confused with an actual baby kangaroo.

Jason: Hey man, for $250,000, would you eat my ass?
Bracey: maybe... I mean, where is the money coming from? A new mortgage?
Jason: unreal, Bracey!! You're such a literal Joey!

by Elliot Fucking Ness July 20, 2017