incredibly hot actor with a sexy australian accent. intelligent, witty, so so so so so so so HOT. big roles: was in uptown girls and is now on house, m.d. on fox (he plays dr. robert chase). he was recently on tv guide's list of the hottest men on tv-- there was a big picture of him ahhhhhhhh. I LOVE HIMMMM.
by ~*~*~ June 17, 2006
Get the Jesse Spencermug. 
Singer/guitarist/songwriter of the band Brand New. He's a genius. ex-bassist of the band Taking Back Sunday.
I got a twenty-dollar bill that says no one's ever seen you without makeup.
You're always made up.
And I'm sick of your tattoos,
and the way you always criticize the Smiths... and Morrissey.
And I know that you're a sucker for anything acoustic.
But when I say let's keep in touch,
I really mean I wish that you'd grow up.
This is the first song for your mixtape.
It's short just like your temper,
but somewhat golden like the afternoons we used to spend before you got to cool...
You're always made up.
And I'm sick of your tattoos,
and the way you always criticize the Smiths... and Morrissey.
And I know that you're a sucker for anything acoustic.
But when I say let's keep in touch,
I really mean I wish that you'd grow up.
This is the first song for your mixtape.
It's short just like your temper,
but somewhat golden like the afternoons we used to spend before you got to cool...
by soco_amaretto_lime July 28, 2008
Get the jesse laceymug. Under the Jess Rule, when another person has a yummy or interesting looking drink, you can request a taste and the other person is forced to share.
The Jess Rule is requesting a taste of your mates drink.
*Person looks at drink* That drink looks yummy, Jess Rule!!!!
*Person looks at drink* That drink looks yummy, Jess Rule!!!!
by Drinking buddy November 28, 2017
Get the The Jess Rulemug. by Schatje Menatje June 13, 2019
Get the ooo-jessemug. by Kilikikopa December 8, 2010
Get the Jesse Jacksonmug. Jesse Woodson James. A famous outlaw in the American West in the 1800's. Him and his brother Frank James served as guerrillas in the American Civil War. After the war, Jesse along with his brother, formed a gang of outlaws. The James-Younger gang. They went on a 15 year crime spree in 1866, robbing numerous banks and trains and committing murders, until Jesse James was shot and killed in 1882 by Bob Ford, a member of his gang. Ford collected a $10,000 reward for the betrayal. Jesse's brother, Frank James later turned himself in. Jesse James is also a distant ancestor of the 21st century mechanic Jesse James, who stars in a t.v. show called "Monster Garage".
"And all of sudden hes like Jesse James
Trying to stick up kids for their watches and chains"
-Everlast
--"Ends"
Trying to stick up kids for their watches and chains"
-Everlast
--"Ends"
by lyricalqueen19 July 8, 2007
Get the Jesse Jamesmug.