Jade moment

A Jade moment is where you say something that you think is hilarious.. which results in an awkward silence because nobody else found it funny.

Named after Jade Holden of Alcalali/Manchester.
Named by her friend Becky.

Person 1: CAT AIDS!!
Everyone else: -Silence-
Person 2: Jade moment!

by PleaseDontHurtMeJade May 11, 2008

Jade Puget

Guitartist for AFI, the greatest band EVER.
Jade Puget is an incredible guitarist, a great songwriter (wrote a small part of Sing The Sorrow), has a really random sense of humour and is one of the sexiest men alive!!

Praise the Jade

by SiobhanG January 11, 2004

Jade Puget

Member of AFI

www.afireinside.net

Man, Jade should ALWAYS wear that pink tie and black suit...............

by Matt The Dude March 14, 2003

Jade Puget

Guitarrist of AFI. Amazing guitarrist and amazing person. For me, the best man in the world.

Praise the Jade

by pinkkiss October 5, 2003

jade and justin

A women and a male that are meant to be. (1) Promising future together. (2) Friends forever. (3) Intercourse may very. (4) Cute couple.

There is actually heaven on earth. jade and justin

by me moni July 21, 2010

Dirty Jade

When you walk in on someone fucking a corpse whilst praying to God

I walked in on someone doing a dirty jade on there knees

by MundaneAsparagus April 13, 2020

lana jade

scene queen. became slightly e-famous after writing angry break-up blogs about brendon urie.

denies everything.

took over audrey kitching's part in trashy life with zui suicide

lana jade does not have a coffee table

by bedazzeled February 5, 2008