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J-beaning

J-beaning is a sexual act, or fetish, where one pours jelly beans all over their lover and attempts to guess the flavors by consuming them off of their partner's body.
"Man, dis girl was into some weird ass shit, she had me j-beaning n errthang."

"I was j-beaning this guy last night, and everything was going well until I encountered the Buttered Popcorn™. Let's just say I won't be hearing from him again."
by ButteredPopcorn October 9, 2014
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J Fletch

When you crush esctasy and mix it with blow then snort that shit together.
I got J Fletched last night and it was so awesome!!
by Tiddybumps June 12, 2018
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The J Syndrome

A fun and new way to say someone has small dick energy. Don’t tell anyone that has a name that starts with “J” and let them be confused.
“Oh, he just has The J Syndrome, you can’t blame him.”
by Chips Mischief October 15, 2020
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B&J

B&J, is commonly used to refer to the popular ice cream brand Ben & Jerry's
Hey bro, you want a B&J?
Nah, I'm good
by Tinafey-fromtheway March 18, 2017
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All J

Something that is so good! Like for reals good
“How is that taco?”
It’s All J bro it’s all j”
For real?”
by All J May 15, 2022
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J&L

Your couple aren't J&L great
by Pseeeeudox April 27, 2017
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The J-spot

The unfortunate stain left on a carpet when someone attempts to enter a room where two lovers are going for it like good 'uns... and coitus is suddenly interrupted at the critical moment.
Jo: "Ewwww... the J-spot isn't drying up at all."

Nap: *shame faced* "Sorry honey."

Jo: "Don't be, one day we will look back and laugh."

Nap: "Yeah? Ya reckon?"

Jo: "Hmmm... we'll see... darn those lil love stains to Hull!"
by Nap August 4, 2004
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