J-beaning is a sexual act, or fetish, where one pours jelly beans all over their lover and attempts to guess the flavors by consuming them off of their partner's body.
"Man, dis girl was into some weird ass shit, she had me j-beaning n errthang."
"I was j-beaning this guy last night, and everything was going well until I encountered the Buttered Popcorn™. Let's just say I won't be hearing from him again."
"I was j-beaning this guy last night, and everything was going well until I encountered the Buttered Popcorn™. Let's just say I won't be hearing from him again."
by ButteredPopcorn October 9, 2014

by Tiddybumps June 12, 2018

A fun and new way to say someone has small dick energy. Don’t tell anyone that has a name that starts with “J” and let them be confused.
by Chips Mischief October 15, 2020

by Tinafey-fromtheway March 18, 2017

by All J May 15, 2022

The unfortunate stain left on a carpet when someone attempts to enter a room where two lovers are going for it like good 'uns... and coitus is suddenly interrupted at the critical moment.
Jo: "Ewwww... the J-spot isn't drying up at all."
Nap: *shame faced* "Sorry honey."
Jo: "Don't be, one day we will look back and laugh."
Nap: "Yeah? Ya reckon?"
Jo: "Hmmm... we'll see... darn those lil love stains to Hull!"
Nap: *shame faced* "Sorry honey."
Jo: "Don't be, one day we will look back and laugh."
Nap: "Yeah? Ya reckon?"
Jo: "Hmmm... we'll see... darn those lil love stains to Hull!"
by Nap August 4, 2004
