Morning Pop

When you spend a night partying and end up home with fast food of some sort. Leaving it on your night table for the ice to melt over night, you wake up thirsty as hell and slam it. Usually in the morning, hence the name morning pop.
Girl: I was so wasted last night, i woke up and had so much morning pop.
Boy: Nasty! But so did i!!!
Both: hahahahaha
by McMelody October 22, 2007
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ass in the morning

omg. it’s ass in the morning what do you want?
by shlaynana May 16, 2023
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mexican morning

Waking up after a night of drinking nothing but Tequila or Mezcal.
The party was fucking insane

Yeah it was good, woke up to a Mexican morning though, I felt like shit.
by El rober January 16, 2014
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morning melons

A female equivalent of morning wood. It involves the random firming of the breasts between 4am-12pm. This may or may not be accompanied by a strong desire to have sex.
Jane: *yawns and feels breasts* "Mmmm They're so firm. I bet Jack will enjoy these morning melons." ;)
by CandyCup August 06, 2011
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Morning rubout

When you wake up and masturbate before even getting out of bed.
I got out of bed after a morning rubout didn't help me get back to sleep
by GaaraoftheDamned August 29, 2012
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The Morning Star

When you’ve been gooning all night in bed and at the crack of dawn you bust a nut across the room, causing the cumshot to hit a window and look like a star in the sky.
Bro 1: “Damn you look really happy today. What’s up?”
Bro 2: “Man I saw The Morning Star today after the wank session.”
Bro 1: “Aight, don’t talk to me anymore bro.”
by Monkey Shagger November 08, 2023
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