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Morning Internet

Internet slower than you normally have
by IAmTheRolo August 22, 2018
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Morning Party

A party at midnight that goes till 6am with music blasting through speakers at max volume without stopping.
I couldn't sleep, my neighbors had a Morning Party.
by Msmote June 11, 2020
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It’s not a Friday morning

“It’s not a Friday morning unless you’ve seen Bowie’s ass” referring to David Bowie’s China Girl video. Means that you can only have a friday morning if you’ve seen Bowie’s ass that day.
Ugh I’m so annoyed that it’s not a Friday morning.
by yoko ono March 28, 2019
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mexican morning

Waking up after a night of drinking nothing but Tequila or Mezcal.
The party was fucking insane

Yeah it was good, woke up to a Mexican morning though, I felt like shit.
by El rober January 15, 2014
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Morning Clumsiness

The trouble with making the first pot of coffee in the morning before you've had that first cup of coffee to steady your nerves.
Dude, I spilled old coffee grounds all over the place due to morning clumsiness.
by Zarathud December 10, 2010
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morning shadow

It's the thin layer of beard that grows overnight since yesternight's shave.
I love your "morning shadow", keep it up Mr. Shi!
by Ye W. December 15, 2011
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Morning thickness

Morning thickness: adverb; the state of feeling bloated (thick) before taking a morning dump.
I woke up feeling rather rotund. I had a feeling of morning thickness hoping soon my morning dump would alleviate the discomfort.
by Chett2tees October 21, 2017
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