It’s not a Friday morning

“It’s not a Friday morning unless you’ve seen Bowie’s ass” referring to David Bowie’s China Girl video. Means that you can only have a friday morning if you’ve seen Bowie’s ass that day.

Ugh I’m so annoyed that it’s not a Friday morning.

by yoko ono March 28, 2019

Morning rubout

When you wake up and masturbate before even getting out of bed.

I got out of bed after a morning rubout didn't help me get back to sleep

by GaaraoftheDamned August 29, 2012

Morning Party

A party at midnight that goes till 6am with music blasting through speakers at max volume without stopping.

I couldn't sleep, my neighbors had a Morning Party.

by Msmote June 11, 2020

morning doo

The pinnacle of poop timing. Taking a dump when you wake up and before you shower, allowing for a clean ass crack all day long.

Got outta bed and dropped a morning doo. Today is gonna be AHHHH-mazing.

by one 'f' Jeph March 28, 2017

Morning Gum

When you wake up in the morning with cum in your mouth from the night before.

Room mate: Ew what's that in your mouth
Britney: Oh damn that's morning gum from hanging out with Randy last night, guess I didn't notice it.

by Klara Kash May 23, 2013

mexican morning

Waking up after a night of drinking nothing but Tequila or Mezcal.

The party was fucking insane

Yeah it was good, woke up to a Mexican morning though, I felt like shit.

by El rober January 15, 2014

morning cheese

Used to describe the phenomena of "stank dick", when said "stank dick" is accompanied by a post coitus layer of dried smegma and is left to ferment until morning.

I woke up with some serious morning cheese baby. Let's go take a shower.

by Dr. Rog November 12, 2015