by Endorium February 13, 2018

The hottest non-wormaphobe ever!!! Jared Howe's rival in Stephenie Meyer's "The Host". He falls in love with Wanda, the alien that takes over Melanie Stryder's body. Jared Howe, however, is in love with Melanie, who isnt completely erased from her body, despite Wanda's existance. He has a twin brother, Kyle O'Shea. When Wanda sacrifices her soul-self to save Melanie, he goes and finds her a different body. he has snow white skin, sapphire eyes, and coal-black hair
"You. Are. Not. Leaving. Me."
Sapphire, snow, and midnight, all rolled into one
Ian O'Shea is my friend's imaginary lover.
Sapphire, snow, and midnight, all rolled into one
Ian O'Shea is my friend's imaginary lover.
by Rae Pridemore June 22, 2008

Scott Ian is the guitarist from the legendary thrash metal band Anthrax. Scott is one of the most influential guitar players to come out of the '80s. Scott likes Circle Pits...alot.
by Luke Owens May 2, 2006

Only the most amazing actor ever, with the best blue eyes and dark hair you will ever see. Best known for his role on Lost (Boone) and currently The Vampire Diaries (Damon Salvatore) If you look at him you will die because he is that beautiful, im serious. He is glorious.
Ian Somerhalder
by kkyy January 9, 2013

by smoshluver May 27, 2008

Ian Birked - When a police officer needlessly kills a citizen in a bizarrre, cowardly manner e.g. Seattle's Officer Ian Burk killed a native carver, John T. Williams who was carrying' a legal 3 inch knife and wood block. Birk, after warning the deaf and inebriated Williams 4 times in 4 seconds, shot Williams 4 times and killed him. On February 17, 2011 Ian Burk resigned from the Seattle Police Force after Seattle Police Chief John Diaz stated: "John T. Williams did not pose a threat of serious harm to the officers or others." Adding: that "Birk did not follow department policy when he used deadly force." When done by a citizen it is Code 187: Death, Murker, Kill. King County procesutors have refusee to prosecute Ian Burk.
She: I heard a Seattle cop killed a wood carver who was deaf and drunk after giving him 4 warnings in 4 seconds.
He: Yeh, he was Ian Birked by Officer Ian Birk.
He: Yeh, he was Ian Birked by Officer Ian Birk.
by theangrymonkey March 4, 2011

male actor/model. He has amazing blue eyes and gorgeous dark brown hair. He's best known for playing the roles Damon in The Vampire Dairies and Boone in Lost. He is undeniably the hottest/kindest man alive. He is also the founder of the Ian Somerhalder Foundation and loves animals.
Ian Somerhalder is the hottest man alive.
by laurenn__ September 5, 2016
